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TakeThatYouFiend

TakeThatYouFiend

some strange poetry

Clues in the name.
  • Earth's First Blood

    How many slaves do you have?

    2 min read
  • Feverdreams

    The half nightmare sense of sleep whilst feverish. I have wanted to use this title for some time.

    1 min read
  • Potential comes in black and white.

    What should I do with a white sheet of paper?

    2 min read
  • The Hat Man.

    A slightly random poem that is not about love.

    1 min read
  • Watercolour Winter.

    I think this is my best poem so far!

    1 min read
  • Broken Mask

    Protect yourself.

    1 min read
  • The real Dr. Who?

    Not my best poem, but not too serious. My favorite Dr. Who.

    1 min read
  • Wonderdreams

    A place I recall from my (sleeping) childhood.

    1 min read
  • Dancing Free.

    Northern England Clog-dancing competition 2013 junior 12-15. Here goes!

    1 min read
  • Pointless.

    A little Senryu (according to a forum I just read) which inspired by "meaningful" poetry. (no offense, just me having fun!)

    1 min read
  • Why I believe in God.

    A hayaku about my religion. This is somthing I have to explain to people often.

    1 min read
  • Sing for joy!

    Life is good, no matter how bad compared to somebody else.

    1 min read
  • On the brink.

    A light anti-suicide poem. In the words of William Shakespeare, "there's a double meaning in that"

    1 min read
  • Crush the French!

    A humourous poem, written by an Englishman. So if it seems offensive, it doesn't count.

    1 min read
  • My very clever stupid doggy.

    A light hearted poem I did for the Olympics. Bouta dog!

    1 min read
  • The Little Red Hen. (Poem, with a twist. On the rocks.)

    This is a funny poem, guaranteed (money back) humourous.

    1 min read
  • Would you like an apple pie with that?

    When the intelligentsia have to work at a fast food restaurant.

    1 min read
  • The Martians Killed President Kennedy

    IT'S A CONSPIRACY! Bit of a work in progress; reviews welcome. I need to rework a few sentences methinks.

    1 min read
  • T*** Patrol

    Youth of today.

    1 min read


What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.
— Albert Pines