LeutnantSchweinehund

Oh, lemme tell ya, happens often that we poets run out of muse. And it's in these taxing times as poets that we actually learn a thing or two about ...

And so I've returned from the depths yet again, intrigued by a piece of literature, only to deliver a neutral critique. It's a compliment. I rarely review anymore. Well, the ...

Hello, I've come to review your work. I've got a bit of a headache, so take it as you will, but I'll try to be as accurate and on-point as ...

Goodness me, such rich prose! Very well written, I'd say! Sort of reminds me of my own style. And I had thought I was unique in my way of writing ...

Okay. Let's get to reviewing. Now, I'm a liiiittle conservative. Just a little. But hey, I'm all for equal rights for everyone regardless of anything about them, so while it's ...

In your response to my obviously misplaced attempt at providing at least the slightest bit of reassurance and support, you claimed that I should focus more on your work. Now, ...

Hey! Imma give you a quick review, see if I can help out with anything. Right off the bat, I'll commend you for at least trying to use fixed form. ...

Hey, comin' 'round for a review. I apologize beforehand for going into something of a rant about traditional vs. contemporary poetry. Just thought it to be important to explain my ...

Huh. Quite unique, that's for sure. First things first, the rhyme scheme seems to be as follows. Please correct me if I'm wrong, "ABCABCABcABCaB" where lowercase letters aren't exact rhymes. ...

Now, now, that's quite nice. Better than most amateur works I get to read. I enjoyed her use of a stricter meter, something that many, many many many amateur writers ...

I'll throw in a review real quick. Gotta run soon, but hey. Now, while purely stylistical, the first thing that strikes me is the lack of stanzas. It's real shame ...

I'll review your work, gimme a few moments. Gonna try to keep it brief! It's an interesting concept with some potential for sure. Lots of story potential indeed. However, the ...

Hello, I have come to review your work. I would first like to start by going over the general feel of your work. As someone who can appreciate good poetry, ...

EDIT: Dammit all, I didn't mark this as a review. Interesting. Let's see... I'll critique it more as a speech than a written piece. It screams to be spoken rather ...

Ah, very nice. I'll say right away that my expectations were woefully low, mostly because of the topic. You know the drill, nowadays most essays about such things lack objectivity ...