operation imperial ch-11

11.

‘Time to rebuild our nation’

After watching, numerous deaths due to food poisoning, a rape incident, fainted drug addicts and lot more cruel stuff in the college. I decided that I would conduct a sting operation and surprisingly students supported me because without their help this operation was meaningless. Anyhow, I grabbed their support and started my basic preparations for the ‘Operation Imperial’. First, I called prof. gupta and told him the entire concept of this sting operation. After his valuable approval on this stuff, I met with the HOD’s of each department; they gave me the permission for the grand seminar (in which I was expecting lot of students from each branch). However, some questions were also swinging back and forth in my mind but I ignored them. My brain all focussed on the bulls’ eye. After eating the starters, I switched on to the main course, I mean after taking permission from the ‘GIANTS’, I arranged two large seminar rooms. In one room, I addressed the audience and in another room, prof. gupta was in charge. Albeit I was expecting big crowd but only eight ‘brave and bright’ students came to hear my lecture. Nevertheless, I believe in qualitative approach not in quantitative one, so I accepted all the students in one room. After taking a glance over my eight listeners, I saw Imtiaz Ali and Devika were also there, curiously looking at my face. My confidence level boosted after sensing their curiosity, I pulled my sleeves up and started the seminar:

“Good morning everyone, some of you know me, but still majority does not know my name. I am Ratan, ECE faculty. First, I let you know that what the purpose of this seminar is. The objective behind this seminar is “sting operation”. My vision is to make all of you free from this hell and I just want your support because without your support my vision is incomplete. It is my promise that after six days you will at your homes.

Now, besides doing only ‘bolbachan’, let us see what we have to do practically. After this, I shall ask your opinion on this stuff.

Now, one thing is quite clear that our prime motive is to conduct a successful sting operation in our univ and the name of this sting operation is ‘Operation Imperial’.

Until now, whatever I told you, forget about that stuff for some time. It is the time to think that what your role in this crucial operation is. On the very first day, you have to plant cameras secretively in classes, toilets, hostels’ food area, canteen etc and I will take care of the higher offices like dream house, hod office, univ hospital, bus department etc. After planting bomb like cameras everywhere, five days we will sit idle and record everything on our console. I want one student as third in command who will guard the recordings day wise. On the sixth day, nobody will attend the college; we will make our videos compact so that we can easily upload them on social sites via univs’ ‘secret WI-FI’ (only faculties have the access to use the Wi-Fi.)

This was the small summary of what we have to do as engineers.

My good students, right now, India needs a helping hand because private and Govt. engineering institutions are changing the definition of “innovation” in our country.

Now raise your hands those who really want to help ‘MAA BHARTI’.”

I ended my seminar which took approx. an hour. Also in the end, I added a satire so that no body rejects my vision and my satire really worked. At last, without any doubt all the students raised their hands and said in chorus “Salute to Operation Imperial, Time to rebuild our nation”, later it became our slogan.