Life trending questions

So this is amazing. I cant say anything else. but I feel like the comments have taken a dark turn, so I'm going to just confuse anyone who reads this review.

1. Food Vs Drink
In the English language you can drink a drink but you don't food a food.

- me and apparently quite a few other people on the internet


2. Living Room
Can you die in a living room? Has anyone ever died in a living room? It would be the most ironic death to have. If somebody dies in a living room, is it still a living room?


3. Multi universe Theory
If the multi-universe theory is true, is there a universe where it isn't?


4. Fly
If a fly losses its wings is it now a walk?


5. Lightning McQueen


Would Lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?


6. Pinocchio
What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose was going to grow?


7. Rainday
If it rains on a Sunday does that mean that it's now Rainday?


8. Bedroom


When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room but less bedroom.


9. Blind Dreams
Can a blind person see their dreams?


10. Cinderella
If her outfit was supposed to disappear at midnight, why did her shoe not go away too? Also if Cinderella's shoes fit perfectly to her feet, why did one fall off in the first place?


11. Moonwalking
If you moonwalk on the moon, are you just walking?


12. Cookies & Bacon
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?


13. Deaf Thoughts
If someone is born deaf, what language do they think in? Do they think in written words and pictures? Do they think in sign language?


14. Seaweed


If you were to smoke weed at sea, does that make it seaweed?


15. OMG
Would Jesus Christ say "oh my God" or "oh my dad"?


16. Race
If you were in a race by your self, would you finish in first or last?


17. Driving
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?


18. Sweater
If you sweat in a sweater, does that make you the sweater?


19. Mars
When Mars becomes colonized, will anyone born there be considered a Martian?


20. Fetch


What if the dog brings the toy, ball, or stick back to you just because they think you enjoy throwing it and want to make you happy?

- me


21. Tomato
If tomatoes are really a fruit, is ketchup a jelly/jam?


22. Water
If humans are mostly water, does that mean that Earth is mostly human?


23. I'm Sorry
I'm sorry and I apologize have the exact same meaning unless you are at a funeral.


24. Building
Why is a building called a building if it's already built?


25. Apple Houses
If Apple were to make houses, would the houses have Windows?


26. God


Assuming the bible and Christianity are real, God created us but who created God? Did he create himself and if so how? Did somebody else create him and if so, does that mean that there really is more than one God but he's too egotistical to acknowledge this since he wants all attention on himself? And who would have made the God that made God? Did the big bang perhaps make God instead? If the big bang made God, is that a good enough thought/explanation to how the world was created, that would make both scientists and religious people happy and thus bringing upon peace between the two very different ways of thinking?

Also what if God stays in Heaven and doesn't interact with us as much anymore because he actually fears what he has created?

- Me and quite a few other people on the internet


27. Age-Old Question
If it was possible to eat all of yourself would you become twice as big or would you disappear?

- Pretty much everyone


28. "Dora The Explorer"


If Dora is an explorer, why does she only visit mapped areas?


29. Answers
If you replace the w with a t in what, where, when, you have an answer.


30. Hitler
What would have happened if Hitler would have got accepted into the Vienna art school? Would Hitler ever have got into politics at all? Would he still have written "Mein Kampf" or became such a powerful leader? Would there still have been Jew hatred and concentration camps? Would Germany have even been in world war 2? Would we be studying Adolf Hitler as a great artist with a charismatic personality instead of a powerful dictator that many will agree is a horrible person?

- Me


31. Holy Shit
If you take a shit at church does that make it a holy shit?


32. Fossils


I the future, will modern humans ever be dug up and displayed at a museum-like we did to dinosaur fossils and to the cavemen? Will there ever be a human version of Jurassic Park in which humans have the dino roles and the human roles will be replaced by whatever is the future's newest highest position life form and will this life form think that this Jurassic Park is something they came up with all their own?

- me



33. Radiation
In Japan, radiation makes giant monsters like Godzilla but in America, radiation creates superheroes.



34. Is Life Really Unfair?
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn't that make life fair?


35. History
History classes are only going to get longer and more difficult as time goes on.


36. Fire
Nothing is on fire, fire is on things.


37. Time is Money
If time is money, is an ATM a time machine?



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38. Lasagna


Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.


39. Argument
If two vegans or vegetarians argue, is it still considered beef?


40. Nine Months
If babies are in the womb for 9 months, why aren't they considered 9 months old when they are born?


41. Packages
Deliveries by ships are cargo and deliveries by car are shipments.


42. Home Work
If a teacher gives a homeless kid homework, is it still considered homework?


43. Actions
They say actions speak louder than words but isn't speaking an action?


44. Speed Run


Would every Sonic play though be considered a speed run?


45. Cheese Cake
Cheesecake is secretly a pie.

- my brother Chris, some of his friends, and me.


46. Clapping


Clapping is repeatedly hitting yourself because you like something.


47. Grammar Nazi
The person who would proofread Hitler's speeches was a grammar nazi.


48. Dirt
Whenever you dig up a rock or some dirt, that could be the first time it has seen the sun in millions of years.


49. Ninjas
What if every country has ninjas and we only know about Japan's ninjas because they are so bad at being ninjas?


50. Poop
Every day, someone on Earth takes the biggest poop in the whole world for that day. That person could even be you!

'Ello again!

I guess you'll be seeing more of me if you continue to post poetry because it's one of my favourite things to read. This is good, and it's about something that many people will seek out, and maybe some people even doubt an existence in God, so this has many faces and many sides of stories we can't fully understand, as we can't read minds.

I could possibly read this in the perspective of an atheist, which is something I identified as before I got more interested in my faith. I could also read it from the perspective of the belief system I hold now, which isn't built on the belief of one true deity and is instead built on many deities striving for harmony with nature and human society.

With all of that, this is a very hard poem to understand, but it's also relatable, which can be taken many ways depending on what you wanted to do with this meaning-wise. It's nice to reach a large amount of people, but it's also nice to be inclusive and not somewhat alienate other religious people with similar systems of thought.

("alienate" is a strong word, so gloss over that.)

I enjoyed this, and I enjoyed what you were trying to say. Maybe just try to smoothen out your ideas before putting them into the poem.

Good job again ~

L & M

Hi, BrokenHeartsAri here for a short review!


So I hope you are having a great morning/evening/afternoon




So I would like to say I can relate to this in every single way. I think everyone can.
I have a 6-year-old sister asking me every day
"What is my purpose for life?"
I took at her and I tell her "sissy don't know"

I wished I would've told her something else, I really do.


I couldn't lie to her I didn't know. In fact, I don't even know my purpose in life.

So for a 6-year-old to come to me like that just imagine what goes on in other people's heads.
"Why do I need God in my life"

Well I'm going to give you the same reason I was given

"One reason we need God is to save us from ourselves."

Well, I feel like that's a lie because I wasn't able to be saved from myself.









Ok, let me stop I kind of talking about myself then this.....

I just want to let you know I liked this and it is relatable.
Sorry, it took me so long to respond.


Every question you put in this is every question I ask myself. I feel like everyone asks themselves these questions.



Keep up the great work-BrokenHeartsAri