By Snoink and Grif
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Characters:
Snoink
Griffinkeeper
Bella
Edward
Incan
Craig Ferguson
Teague
Author
PenguinAttack
Random Kittens
Bulbasaur
Plot: Edward and Bella come over at Snoink and Grif’s house for Halloween.
Scene: Inside Snoink and Grif’s house. Snoink is passed out on the floor in a sugar-induced hysteria. Grif watches, helpless.
GRIF: I hope that Edward and Bella don’t...
BELLA & EDWARD: TRICK OR TREAT!
GRIF: Sorry, Snoink ate all the candy.
GRIF: So what are you?
EDWARD: I’m a vampire.
GRIF: You don’t look like a vampire. You need a better costume.
BELLA: I’m a ballerina!
SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD!
INCAN: I am CHIA PET!
EDWARD: That’s... very... nice.
BELLA: I’M CLUMSY!
EDWARD: I MUST PROTECT HER!
SNOINK: I MUST PROTECT... YOUR FACE!
GRIF: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
INCAN: WE’RE NOT SHOUTING, WE’RE TALKING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.
GRIF: How does that all work out?
SNOINK: Manatee rhymes with Humanity!
CRAIG: Does that remind you of anybody...
TEAGUE: OMG! CRAAIIIG!
BELLA: I’M CLUMSY!
BELLA: OUCH!
SNOINK: I SPEAK IN ALL CAPS!
GRIF: Wait! What’s the point of this?
AUTHOR: Um...
GRIF: Wait, I’m the author.
AUTHOR: No you aren’t.
GRIF: Yes I am!
SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD!
AUTHOR: No you aren’t.
GRIF: Yes I am!
SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD!
AUTHOR: No you aren’t.
GRIF: Yes I am!
SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD!
AUTHOR: No you aren’t.
GRIF: Yes I am!
SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD!
AUTHOR: No you aren’t.
GRIF: Yes I am!
SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD!
AUTHOR: No you aren’t.
GRIF: Yes I am!
SNOINK: I’M A LIZARD!
EDWARD: This plot sucks.
TEAGUE: DUDE. This story has CRAIG FERGUSON IN IT. And it has a better plot than Twilight.
BELLA: I’M CLUMSY!
EDWARD: Yeah, but I scintillate.
SNOINK: Ooooooooh. It’s Christmas time! SHINY.
INCAN: See? Talking in all caps.
BELLA: OH MY GOSH, I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN HEART HEART LOVE LOVE ALL MY SOUL HEART LOVE EDWARD CULLEN.
PENGUINATTACK: HAHAHA! NOW MY PENGUINS SHALL EAT YOU ALL UP!
ALL: OH NOES, A PENGUIN ATTACK!
EDWARD: Yeah... our story totally has a better plot.
TEAGUE: You suck.
BELLA: HE IS SCINTILLATING!
TEAGUE: Yeah... you suck too.
SNOINK: He is making fun of our story, Griffypoo!
GRIF: Uh... don’t call me that.
SNOINK: Avenge me!
BELLA: I’M CLUMSY!
AUTHOR: Okay... that’s enough. THE EN--
RANDOM KITTENS: What did we learn on the show tonight Craig?
TEAGUE: ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG! CRAIG!
BULBASAUR: Bulba bulba bulbasaur!
TEAGUE: Shut up, you! Anyway, Craig, why didn’t you ever read my email?
CRAIG: Um...
AUTHOR: --D!
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this is back? yessss, this is back!
Tis the season to remember this wonderful YWS piece of history. @Snoink
... you know, I was just thinking yesterday how strange it was to not have this brought up this year, lol. XD
This was hilarious! Oh boy, where do I start? Is it the fact that Bella’s love (excuse me, obsession) is on point? Or the fact that the Author (whoever they are) is a different person? Maybe how Snoink’s declaration of being a lizard brought tears to my eyes? Or how this is a far superior, more meaningful plot than Twilight ever could be? This Halloween story was so lovely, so amazing, that it brings Halloween itself to shame. Great job. I wish you a wonderful day free of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan.
oh wow
Loved it!
"WE’RE NOT SHOUTING, WE’RE TALKING IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS." was my favorite part along with. "OH MY GOSH, I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN HEART HEART LOVE LOVE ALL MY SOUL HEART LOVE EDWARD CULLEN." Made me laugh so hard, and it probably doesn't help that I'm on a sugar high. LOVED IT!!! So happy I found this, can't wait to read what your write next.
Carpe diem,
LUNARGIRL
For anyone wondering, let's just say it was a different time.
This is certainly a classic and I am glad to have discovered it while browsing through the delights of "2008 YWS". I'm hoping more people can appreciate it over this Halloween holiday season.
Does anyone know why this doesn't appear in the 100 YWS Spotlight Works of All Time though? If works prior to 2009 don't show up, what other gems are hiding out there? I'm very curious...
Really, this piece has not aged a bit - the line about Bella continually yelling "I'M CLUMSY" is hilarious - it cracks me up every time I read it.
Well done!
I wonder if some likes have been removed somehow on older pieces? I was looking back on my older works recently and I noticed that "The Kiss" had only a few likes, when I remember it hitting the then-new literary spotlight and having around 20-something likes.
^That's my favourite line. XD
XD
I have no words for this.
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You two.
OMG! I was literaly on the floor laughing.
*My dad enters the room.* "You need to quiet down."
xD You get a gold star, but if it were in my power, you would recieve twenty.
Epic! Utterly epic! It literally had me rolling on the floor laughing my brains out while my sister watched me and debated whether or not to get help!
And CRAIG FERGURHSON! I LOVE HIM! Too bad he was petrified but hey HE WAS THERE!!
Plus, I loved the sugar hysteria and everything falling on Bella E-P-I-C F-U-N-N-I-N-E-S-S!
Your awesome! -Irish
LMAO!
I can't pick a fave part...
They were all just that hilarious...
**stars**
Epic win, m'dear.
Flute Loops
Genius. Totally genius. I love how you mutilated Bella; I always hated her. And the plot is SO better than Twilight's.
You guys are brilliant. Thanks for making me smile.
I get it.
You be a lizard.
*rolls around floor laughing*
Man i wish i was there!!
Hello! I've already given you a star. Have another!
Having read Twilight, this has become hillarious on a whole new level. But I am in love with Edward.
Anyway - bring on a Christmas version! With more Bulbasaur, of course
OMG! That was my birthday! Ridiculous! Why didn't I read this before!
I love it SO MUCH! (I'm talking in ALL CAPS not screaming!)
Favorite Part: PENGUIN ATTACK
OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definitely gold star!
~jumper
This has 42 stars, a record i must say.
---Jon---
*gives script to Drama Club*
We'll tell you how it turns out.
Haha, actually, there's a story to that! Once when my family and I were out, I got attacked my mosquitos. Like, I thing I had fifty bites on me in the span of thirty minutes? I was in agony, so they gave me a Benadryl. After taking the Benadryl, I had a soda. And apparently, my body didn't like the mix of mosquitos bites, Benadryl, and soda. At the end of the night, I was on the floor screaming, "I'M A LIZARD!" at the top of my lungs. And then Grif and Sgt. Salt, my two siblings (they're members here on YWS), dragged me back to my room where I proceeded to laugh for an hour and a half, apparently. I don't remember this. It's bizarre!
Hm.
Decent.
Got distracted and watched "who's on first" on youtube. Yeah.
Don't get confused now Snoink. You're not a lizard; just look at your avatar, it's a pig!
Clearly, candy makes people believe themselves to be lizards... but mostly it makes Snoink believe that.
Well, I have to say that Bella is pretty well summed up in this script. Can't really get more descriptive than, "I'M CLUMSY!"
Great job Snoink. Again!
0(o.o)0
*Falls into fits of helpless giggle snorts* Awesome!!!!!!
*Giggle snorts even harder*Well done! hehehehe
yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that seriously killed me!!!!!!
I`m gonna go crash into a tree now!!!
(Psstt!!! that meant she liked it!!)
LOL that was hilarious! Everything that fell on Bella made me laugh! Antartida, that was a great one! Not screaming just capital letters xD
My favorite part was:
Brilliant! Someone should really make this a film, and you should really continue this! =D
I really like the detail you put in the script and also the charters in the script it was very good for your age and also keep writting i really like reading this piece and i really enjoy it too.
very good i like it and i like the charters in the script kepp wriitng
*Rolls eyes* This was so random yet so funny.
I loved how you made fun of Bella.
Weeeee ballerina!!! Hahahahahahahah.
Good job.
Nariel
*GOLD STAR*
EDWARD: Yeah, but I scintillate.
<Edward scintillates>
EPIC WIN!
(and I was shouting by the way)
Edit: You know what I find interesting? That the part that most people (like me) found funniest is actually from the book.
Wow, you just made my day. It was so random, but in a good way.
WHY ARE WE YELLING?
WE'RE NOT. WE'RE JUST TALKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
That has to be my favorite part.
OMG! That was hilarious. Everyone was looking at me like I was crazy.
*sniffs* you just HAD to make fun of Bella.
You could so make a career out of making movie spoofs.
...And here I was wondering what Snoinkus thought of Twilight....
GO Edward!!! * Dazzles *
Random Kittens !!!
See Snoink---you love kitties after all!!!!!!!!!!
Can we have a Christmas special too and a everyday special episode!
My dad told me to shut up, because it's late and I was laughing so loud, it woke up my little brother. That was the funniest thing since my best friend ran into a locker
On the first day of school.
Love it, love it!!!!!!!!!! LOL
I loved edward going "I MUST PROTECT HER" That was just stephenie meyer perfect! Great great great!
I wish my mad mind could be as creative as yours
"I'm a ballerina" weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Liked it mucho
Sarah
xxx
I fell out of my chair, I was cracking up so hard. I love the parts where Bella declares herself clumsy and something falls on her....
Its GREAT
I don't know what to say. But you get a gold star! Yay
Only third?
This is the third most popular piece on YWS since we started doing gold stars? Goodness...
Haha
. How dare Bella and Edward make fun of your story Snoink. It's better than theirs...
. Nobel-Prize winning stuff.
It's truly amazing
-Stel x
Don't abuse caps. I'll come after you.
Oh. My. Gosh.
LMAO.
Yay for the randomness. Kudos.
Too.Much.Laughter.Cannot.Breathe.
*face turns red, then blue, then purple*
I agree with EmmaSweetie!
Excellent Job!
You get a gold star
I loved it!!!!!!!! ahh even though i am a twilight fan, it was perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*jumps to feet and applauds*
I just had to read this out loud to my sister. It was wicked. Wicked awesome. We were rolling. On the floor.
--Anna
O_O
*bursts out laughing*
LOL That WAS SO FUNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Srsly?
Hey wait a minute....your makign fun of Twilight! *points accusing finger at writers*
Oh well.....it was FUNNY!
toodles, jen!
I just cried from laughing so hard.
That has never happened before.
*dies of laughter*
I hereby award you: 1 internet.
Use it wisely.
EPIC WIN.
Two words: LOVE IT. It's pure genius.
Fav part:
Priceless and hilarious. This totally made my day. You absolutely have to write another one. PM me when you do.
Hasta La Vista baby,
Dreamworx95
XOXO
XD
And...
Win. XD
Was this story written during a sugar high, by any chance...?
*clucks disapprovingly*
You dirty little hypocrite.
Prokaryote
Wow. You guys got bored!
Totally hilarious, though!
Epic win, my friend. Epic win.
My favorite part was Edward scintillating. I started laughing at that point and didn't stop.
Two other moments of distinction:
The black hole falling on Bella and her all-caps declaration of love for Edward. Seriously, that's the entire plot of their series.
I enjoyed the third party "author".
In fact, I enjoyed the whole thing. I do wish that Charlie had a speaking part though.
Epic, epic win.
*thumbs up*
~GryphonFledgling
This was epic and it deserves a gold star!
I needed a good laugh and this one had me literally falling out of my chair. I LOVED THIS AND I AM NOT SCREAMING, JUST TALKING IN CAPS
Favorite part:
There should be a sequel and some producer should seriously film this. Everything that fell on Bella just had tears pouring down my cheeks. Antarctica!
Brilliant!!!!!
Cheers,
~Angel
Yay! Go random kittens and bulbasaur!
I demand a movie made!
This is too good for words!
Haha, I can't stop laughing! Thanks for the awesome-ist B-Day present (although I know it wasn't intended for me!).
Epic Win!
My Favorite Part:
Haha, Antartica!
*starts crying tears of joy*
There was a significant lack of Bulbasaur that I find appalling. I demand more Bulbasaur. MOAR!
Loller coaster!
Epic genius. You both are my hero(s).
HEART HEART LOVE LOVE ALL MY SOUL HEART LOVE
~ Jabber ~
This was good for your age. Keep going.
Oh. My. Gosh. I think my IQ just went down 10 pts, but it was totally worth it.
My favorite partwas this:
Haha !
This seriously had me cracking up a bunch of times
Well done, hee hee
Xxx
Really? My favorite part?
FTW
For
The
Win
Baby.
-Jared
I'm not sure if it's your literary genius that has me laughing, or the aftereffects of a sugar high that have me laughing so hard.
Look! It's the choo-choo shoe, Charlie! Ooooh!
LOL!
Hilarious. Absolutely brilliant.
Apparently you are a Lizard, snionk.
Go the random kittens!