The Completely Evil Radio Show Script

Hear this performed at: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/yws/2009/0 ... radio-show

The Completely Evil Radio Show

Hosted by Snoink and Grif

Starring:

Teague

Jennafina

Nate

with Sgt. Salt doing sound effects

ACT 1

In Which Our Heroes Encounter Darth Vader in a Mission for the Advancement of Character Development

SNOINK

Hello, everybody! This is YWS radio and I am one of your hosts, Snoink. Last time on YWS radio, we tried something a little different, but that didn’t turn out quite the way we planned, so we’re going to stick with the older, tried-and-true method of discussing stories and such. This time, we would like to talk about character development. As most of you know, I am the usergroup leader of “Character Development” and I would like to share some ideas on how to perfect the flawed character—

GRIF

This is boring.

SNOINK

What?

GRIF

Do you really think talking about characters is going to help anybody?

SNOINK

Well… yes…

GRIF

(In Snoink’s voice.) Oh, I’m Snoink and I’m going to talk about characters. Blah, blah, blah-de-blah…

SNOINK

Well, what would you do?

GRIF

Explosions! Nuclear war! Jack Bauer! Give them something to really think about!

SNOINK

Uh… I don’t really think that’s necessarily a good idea…

GRIF

Your face doesn’t necessarily think it’s a good idea!

SNOINK

Well, we still have to teach them something about character development.

GRIF

Allow me. I’ve got this under control.

(To audience.)

Ladies and gentlemen, please excuse us for a moment while we reset a couple of things, prepare the necessary spacecraft—

SNOINK

SPACECRAFT?!

GRIF

--etc., etc. We apologize for the slight inconvenience this may cause. In the meantime, please sit back and enjoy the music.

(Aside.)

What’s your spacesuit size again?

SNOINK

(Groans.) You have got to be—

(Music is “A Summer Scene”)

SGT. SALT

(Sexy accent.) And now we wish to bring you these important messages.

COMMERCIAL SINGER #1

(In the tune of Lawrence of Arabia Desert Scanning song.)

Dog food!

We’ve got to eat dog food!

All crunchy and kibbley!

It gives my heart jibblies, jibblies!

Dog—

(Cuts off.)

GRIF

And we are back! Sorry for the bit of delay—blasting off is a pain. But everything’s okay. We’re on the SPEW Snoink and it’s quite beautiful in space today… and warm too. A whole 3 degrees Kelvin! Snoink’s kind of huddled over our haunted toilet at the moment, but that’s okay. I’ll just talk about character development without her.

So, character development! It’s really not that difficult to understand. What you do is you throw your characters out into deep space and see what happens... after they stop throwing up, of course. Speaking of which...

(Aside.)

Snoink, are you ready yet?

SNOINK

(Gagging sounds.)

GRIF

I guess not. Ooh! Look. Snoink has stuffed pigs here. And a shark?

(Grif plays with toys.)

PIG

Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it… “This Land.”

SHARK

I think we should call it “your grave!”

PIG

Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

SHARK

Har, har, har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!

GRIF

What the--? Holy Imperial warships!

(Imperial march begins to play, faintly. Footsteps are heard.)

SNOINK

(Tired.) I’m back. Let’s get this over with. So how do you want to start talking about characters are developed?

GRIF

Uh. Change of plans. We’re not dealing with character development anymore.

SNOINK

But you said!

GRIF

Yeah… about that.

(Music gets louder.)

SNOINK

Listen, we’re just going to do the radio show how I planned, in deep space or not

GRIF

That might not be the smartest move.

SNOINK

Well, tough. You’ve screwed it up enough, so it’s time for me to fix it.

(To audience.)

The first thing you need to know is that a character’s actions are not random. Too often, I see characters acting completely random. Sometimes, they’ll fall in love without reason, other times they’ll kill or torture somebody, just because, and it’s absolutely ridiculous. You can probably make an argument for the random romances, but there’s no reason for the random killings. Characters are just like people.

(Music gets louder.)

People are not absolutely evil so characters cannot be absolutely—

(Aside.)

Grif, I swear, if you don’t turn down the music—

GRIF

I’m not controlling the music.

SNOINK

Haha, nice try. Turn it off. I’m trying to do a radio show here.

(Music turns off. The sound of Vader’s breathing is heard.)

SNOINK

Anyway, as I was saying—

GRIF

Snoink?

SNOINK

Not now, Grif. Characters are—

GRIF

Snoink?

SNOINK

Not now! The point is, characters cannot be absolutely evil.

DARTH VADER

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

SNOINK

…Geep.

GRIF

Uh… we’ll be back after these messages!

ACT 2

In Which Our Other Hero Meets and Unlikely Villain and an Annoying Caller

(A long silence follows, interrupted by intermittent crunching sounds.)

JENNA

So… shouldn’t we put on a commercial?

TEAGUE

(Mouthful of chips.) Not necessary.

JENNA

What’s that?

TEAGUE

(Swallows.) Not necessary.

JENNA

Are we going to help them?

TEAGUE

Nope!

JENNA

So… um… what are we going to do?

TEAGUE

I am going to finish this bag of chips, drink this bottle of Coke, and burp out Christmas songs. It’s sure to be entertaining.

JENNA

Um…

TEAGUE

Okay, okay. We’ll take a phone call. Oh look! Nobody’s called. Mmhm… Coke.

JENNA

That’s because you haven’t given out the number. The number, by the way, is 347-215-7869.

TEAGUE

Now you’ve done it.

JENNA

What?

TEAGUE

We’ve got a call. 096. But we’re not going to answer it. (Crunch.)

JENNA

Why not?

TEAGUE

(Mouthful of chips.) Well, I’m not answering it. You can, if you want.

JENNA

Okay. Hello, 096?

DARKHEART

Hello.

JENNA

Hello! How are you?

DARKHEART

I need critiques.

JENNA

Uh... what?

DARKHEART

I need critiques for my new poem.

JENNA

Well, have you posted it on YWS?

DARKHEART

Yeah.

JENNA

Have you gotten any critiques?

DARKHEART

I just posted it.

JENNA

Well, just wait a bit! I’m sure people will comment on it soon.

DARKHEART

You should critique it. It’s called, “Dark heart of Woe.”

JENNA

Um... okay, I’ll do my best. Maybe after the show.

DARKHEART

You should do it now.

JENNA

Well, I’m trying to host a radio show!

TEAGUE

And failing miserably. Are you sure you don’t want me to burp Christmas songs? I can do a mean “Jingle Bells.”

DARKHEART

Here, I’ll read it for you.

JENNA

I really don’t think that’s necessary--

DARKHEART

The crimson candle flickers out

a dying testament to

our love

and my dark heart

When did this emptiness happen?

I thought you cared and I thought

I cared, so if we cared

then how could this happen?

My heart is gone.

You've taken it somewhere

very far away

and shoved needles into it.

Ow! Ah! It hurts!

My soul burns with love but pain

has a funny way of making

even the most important thing insignificant

(Why did you leave?)

And now, full of needle pricks

and voodoo magic

I am left wondering about

my dark heart of woe.

TEAGUE

(Crunching noise.)

JENNA

Wow... uh... that’s very... uh... interesting?

TEAGUE

I’ll say. Snoink’s toilet would love it.

DARKHEART

So did you like it?

JENNA

Well, like is a very strong word...

DARKHEART

You loved it?

JENNA

Uh... well... that poem must have taken a long time to write...

DARKHEART

Yeah. It took me three minutes. Brilliance, I say. Utter brilliance.

TEAGUE

I have to agree with what’s-her-face here. Absolutely brilliant. I loved the imagery of the candle burning out. It really made the poem special by presenting imagery that symbolized the destruction of the writer’s sanity.

DARKHEART

So you liked it?

TEAGUE

Absolutely not. Anyway, goodbye what’s-your-face!

(To Jenna, disgusted.)

Oh, the teenagers these days!

JENNA

(Concerned.) Did you hang up on her?

TEAGUE

Duh. Did you want to talk to her?

JENNA

Not really.

TEAGUE

Then why bother? (Crunch.) By the way, welcome back to YWS! “Jingle Bells” or “Angels We Have Heard on High?”

JENNA

Shouldn’t Grif and Snoink be back yet?

TEAGUE

I doubt it.

JENNA

Why’s that?

TEAGUE

Well, remember last show where Snoink read my wonderful poem, “An Ant’s Tale?”

JENNA

No.

TEAGUE

Well, last radio show, Snoink’s haunted toilet read my poem. She also ranted about quantum mechanics. So I did a little bit of side reading and realized I could use quantum chronometric tunneling to open an n-dimensional portal, warp time space continuum, and ruin Snoink’s life. In short: BWHAHAHAHAHA!

JENNA

Bwhahahahaha?

TEAGUE

No, BWHAHAHAHAHA! Get it right.

JENNA

Wouldn’t it be easier just to TP her house?

TEAGUE

Shush, I’m awesome.

JENNA

So, exactly how are you going to ruin Snoink’s life?

TEAGUE

(Smug.) I opened up several alternate universes and combined them into real life. So, if I’m not mistaken, soon Grif and Snoink will meet the worst fictional characters in existence.

JENNA

That’s why Darth Vader’s there?

TEAGUE

Yep!

JENNA

Who else?

TEAGUE

Oh, you know. Prince Humperdink, Cobra, Megatron, Lord Voldemort, Umbridge, Hans Gruber, Shredder, Judge Doom, Freeza, Team Rocket, the Teletubbies, Godzilla, Snidley Whiplash, the Wicked Witch of the West, Scar, the Red Queen, Gaston, Jafar, Malificent, Lex Luthor, Sauron, the Claw, Chaos, Blowfeld, Iago, the White Witch, Hannibal Lector, Manbearpig, the Borg, Dracula, Mr. Hyde, Magneto, the Joker, Kahn, Jack the Ripper, Vlad the Impaler, Satan, and Captain Planet.

JENNA

Wow. Is there anybody there to help them?

TEAGUE

Nope!

JENNA

And you did this because a toilet read your poem?

TEAGUE

Hey, if you heard it--

JENNA

I have to go.

TEAGUE

But-- we’re doing a radio show! Unless-- why are you putting on your SPEW commando suit?

JENNA

It’s time to party.

ACT 3

In Which A Random and Highly Unintelligent Commercial Pops on Unexpectedly

ANNOUNCER VOICE

It was the first YWS Fan-Fiction…

GRIF

Wait, I need to get fresh batteries for my calculator.

ANNOUNCER VOICE

…And it started with a bang.

(Explosion.)

SILENT AVIATOR

Get down!

(Gunfire erupts and a short battle occurs, before ending abruptly.)

(Panting.)

GRIF

Who are these guys?

SILENT AVIATOR

Have you ever heard of the Integral Group?

ANNOUNCER VOICE

…From the creator of “Adventures of the SPEW Gryphon” and “Adventures of the SPEW Gryphon II” comes the story that started it all…

SILENT AVIATOR

Where is the Integral located!

BAD GUY

Home, F3, 2.

ANNOUNCER VOICE

When the world’s mathematicians are kidnapped, a mysterious force emerges…

NATE

I’m sending a group of SPEW Commandos to your location.

SILENT AVIATOR

I thought they didn’t exist.

NATE

They don’t.

(Hangs up.)

ANNOUNCER VOICE

…but deep within the Integral Headquarters is a secretly dangerous weapon.

GRIF

Oh my god…

ANNOUNCER VOICE

Action… Adventure… Math…INTEGRATE THIS!

ACT 4

In Which Our Heroes Join Up

GRIF

Well, at least it’s not that bad here.

SNOINK

Oh yeah. Because being in an Imperial Starship prison chamber is just soooo comfortable.

GRIF

At least we have free internet access. I got a high score on Bubble Burst already!

SNOINK

Yeah. We should obviously be playing Bubble Burst instead of looking up how to escape and Imperial Sharship prison chamber.

GRIF

Pish posh, I got this under control. A random YWS member -- possible Han Solo -- is going to come in a couple of seconds and rescue us.

SNOINK

Yeah... right.

(Sound of a door opening.)

JENNA

Hi Snoink! Hi Grif! How are you two doing?

GRIF

Told you.

SNOINK

Jenna? What the-- wait! Grif, how did you know she was coming?

GRIF

I used the force.

SNOINK

Really?

GRIF

No, you idiot, I read the script.

JENNA

There’s a script?

(Long pause.)

SNOINK

So anyway! What’s the plan?

JENNA

Good question! We’re going to walk out, say hello to a bunch of storm troopers, and hope we can sneak away before the others come along.

GRIF

The others?

SNOINK

What others?

JENNA

Uh... long story short, we have to get out of here before the quantum chronometric tunneling completely opens the n-dimensional portal and warps the time-space continuum even further.

SNOINK

Quantum chronometric tunneling?!

GRIF

And now there’s going to be a bunch of evil characters who are after us?

JENNA

Yep!

SNOINK

So... we should leave now.

(Sounds of a large crash, voices, and a Godzilla roar come in from the distance.)

GRIF

Too late.

JENNA

And now, let’s have a commercial break!

ACT 5

In Which Two Commercials Play

Commercial #1

MR. T

(Theme song.) Dump, dump, dump, dump-de-dump, dump, dump, dump, dmp, dump-de-dump, whee!

(Sound of a toilet flush.)

MR. T

Have you ever seen a poem that was just sooo crappy that you wanted to throw it in the crapper and flush it away? Well, now you can! Mr. T’s Craptastically Craptastic Flush Away! ® allows you to do just that! With one flush, poems that took minutes to write can be gone in seconds. Don’t believe me? Listen to imabadpoet’s testamonial!

IMABADPOET

I posted this one poem on YWS... yeah, apparently it sucked. Using Mr. T’s Craptastically Craptastic Flush Away! ® I was able to flush it away!

(Sound of a toilet flush.)

MR. T

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SMALL PRINT VOICE

Not for use on small children, family pets, or goldfish.

Commercial #2

TEAGUE

Um. This is Teague. Yeah, like you didn’t know. Anyway, apparently I have to do this ad. It says, “Snoink colon ad-lib about how awesome the character development usergroup forum is.” Yeah. She did a corny slogan too: “We make your characters real.” Except real characters are not good, as Snoink is quickly finding out -- BWHAHAHAHA! Anyway, don’t join her usergroup. It sucks.

And now, back to the radio show, starring Teague and her circus of wildly trained sea monkeys that--

(Cuts out.)

ACT 6

In Which Our Heroine Comes Up with an Evil Idea to Keep the Evil Characters Distracted with Themselves, Sauron’s Eyeball Makes a Guest Appearance, and the Most Evil One of Them All Shows Up

BLOFELD

No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

WHITE WITCH

Take this Turkish delight, now...

JUDGE DOOM

Toons...

JENNA

(Cheerfully.) Well, at least it’s not that bad! So how are we going to defeat all these baddies?

(Brief pause.)

...Snoink? ...Grif?

SNOINK

(Disbelief.) Godzilla just ate Megatron. How is that even possible?

GODZILLA

(Makes Godzilla noises.)

JENNA

On the plus side, Voldemort just killed Godzilla! I think. Isn’t that power a bit too deus ex machina? I mean, all you have to do is shout, “Avada Kedavra!” and then somebody dies. Oops... accidentally killed Manbearpig.

SNOINK

So... um... what are we going to do? And why are have you suddenly changed into that sparkly, silver top hat and that ridiculously tight, sapphire leotard?

JENNA

It’s Vegas time, baby!

(To evil characters.)

Come one, come all, and welcome to our first evil character monologuing contest!

DARTH VADER

...What?

JENNA

Oh, hi Darth Vader! Would you like to be our first contestant?

DARTH VADER

Uh...

PRINCE HUMPERDINK

Boo! Boo! Take him off! He becomes good.

JENNA

Prince Humperdink, be reasonable.

DARTH VADER

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

PRINCE HUMPERDINK

(To Darth Vader.) You threw your boss off into an endless pit and joined the forces of not-evil! Boo! Boo--

(Starts gagging.)

DARTH VADER

You do not know the power of the dark side. It was I who killed Obi Wan Kenobi, the last remnant of the Jedi. It was I who one by one killed off my admirals as they continued to fail me. It was I who tortured Han Solo and encased him in carbonite for not particular reason. It was I who tortured my daughter and chopped my son’s hand off. It was I who blew up Alderan--

PRINCE HUMPERDINK

(Still choking.) You didn’t blow it up! Admiral Grand Moff Tarkan did!

DARTH VADER

It’s Grand Moff Tarkan. No admiral. And now you will die.

(Twig snap.)

JENNA

Perfect monologue! Now, do we have anybody else who wants to try?

SAURON

(Eyeball shriek.)

JENNA

Uh... Sauron, no offense, but I don’t think you’re really up for monologuing. Any other takers?

VOLDEMORT

I, Voldemort, am the most evil of them all.

UMBRIDGE

Hem, hem!

VOLDEMORT

It was I who sent the wizarding world in a panic. It was I who tracked down the mudblood scum and--

UMBRIDGE

Hem, hem!

VOLDEMORT

It was I who split my soul in seven parts so I could live forever...

UMBRIDGE

Hem, hem!

VOLDEMORT

What?!

UMBRIDGE

You’re not that evil.

VOLDEMORT

What do you mean I’m not evil? Look at how many people I killed!

UMBRIDGE

Yes, but you don’t love doing it.

VOLDEMORT

Ah! Why does everybody keep on talking about love? Dumbledore’s favorite solution, love, which he claimed conquered death, though love did not stop him falling from the tower and breaking like an old waxwork? Love, which did not prevent me stamping out Harry Potter’s mudblood mother like a cockroach--

UMBRIDGE

Yes, but Harry Potter defeated you, did he not?

VOLDEMORT

Uh...

UMBRIDGE

In fact, if I am not mistaken, he defeated you seven times. First, t here was that time when he defeated you when he was a baby...

VOLDEMORT

That was a fluke.

UMBRIDGE

Then, there was that time with the Sorcerer’s Stone--

VOLDEMORT

Philosopher’s Stone! And that was because Quirrel was incompetent.

UMBRIDGE

How about that time when you were Tom Riddle?

VOLDEMORT

If it weren’t for Dumbledore’s phoenix...

UMBRIDGE

And that time your Avada Kevadra curse failed because he disarmed you?

VOLDEMORT

That was because of the wand, not him.

UMBRIDGE

And when you failed to kill him when he went into the ministry?

VOLDEMORT

Well...

UMBRIDGE

And then he killed you after you gave a long monologue on how he couldn’t kill you?

VOLDEMORT

Well, what are you to be criticizing me for? I didn’t see you kill anyone!

UMBRIDGE

(Smugly.) I didn’t have to.

VOLDEMORT

What do you mean by that?

UMBRIDGE

I’m in the government.

VOLDEMORT

So?

UMBRIDGE

While you’re trying to kill Harry, I’m choking him in paperwork. While you’re giving him scars that give him special magical powers, I give him scars that make him feel like he’s going insane. When you battle with him, you get weaker. When I go against him, I just get promoted.

VOLDEMORT

Wow.

UMBRIDGE

Yup.

VOLDEMORT

All because you’re in the government?

UMBRIDGE

Yup.

VOLDEMORT

...Can I have a job?

UMBRIDGE

Sorry. You’re too competent.

SNOINK

Ooh... Voldy got pwned.

JENNA

Well, Umbridge wins that round. Any more?

TELETUBBIES

(Babie noises.)

DRACULA

I will suck your blood!

THE CLAW

Next time, Gadget...

SNIDLEY WHIPLASH

Dudley Dooright will not get out of this one!

SATAN

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!

CAPTAIN PLANET

Captain Planet! I’m your hero! Gonna cut pollution down to zero!

GRIF

Okay, this isn’t working.

SNOINK

Anybody up for Plan B?

GRIF AND JENNA

What’s Plan B?

SNOINK

Time for some SPEW ass-kicking!

(Cheesy 70’s action movie music.)

SGT. SALT

Zap!

SNOINK

Pow!

GRIF

Bam!

JENNA

Clang!

SGT. SALT

Clash!

SNOINK

Boom!

GRIF

Zonks!

JENNA

Zowee!

SGT. SALT

Bang!

SNOINK

Oink!

GRIF

Well, that defeated all of them.

SNOINK AND JENNA

Yay!

TEAGUE

You forgot the most evil one of them all.

SNOINK

You?

TEAGUE

Nah, that guy over there.

SNOINK, JENNA, AND GRIF

Freakforchrist!

FREAKFORCHRIST

That’s right. While you pitiful mortals weer busy moderating YWS, I was assembling an army to invade YWS and submerge it with emo angst and emo tears. I saw all the jokes you made about me. I noticed when you, yes you Snoink, had all of the SPEW members donate all their points to me so I would be the featured member. You thought I didn’t exist. You were wrong. But what you didn’t know was that I was watching every move you and all your minions made. And now, you will all pay, for I have found a way to hack into YWS and edit everyone’s posts so that only angsty emo poems exist! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

JENNA

Well, I think we have a winner!

TEAGUE

Yes. Congrats. Now, can we find a way to stop him from destroying YWS?

GRIF

Hey, don’t look at me, I’m a DM.

JENNA

Ditto.

SNOINK

Uh... well... technically, I’m a moderator... but so are you...

TEAGUE

Useful right there.

FREAKFORCHRIST

Mwhahahahaha! Mwhahahahaha! Mwhahahahaha!

JENNA

SPEW Power Charge!

SGT. SALT

Pew! Pew! Booooooooing!

FREAKFORCHRIST

Foolish mortal! Your SPEW tricks do not work on me! YWS is over. Now is the reign of freakforchrist, the greatest member in all existence! YWS shall be renamed to freakforchrist’s awesome website and all shall bow to me and--!

SGT. SALT

Yooooooooooup.

TEAGUE, SNOINK, GRIF, AND JENNA

Nate!

NATE

Howdy folks!

TEAGUE

Why didn’t you come on sooner?

NATE

Eh, the usual.

SNOINK

You weren’t playing the Sims, were you?

NATE

Maybe.

JENNA

Wait, what happened to freakforchrist?

NATE

Banninated! And I banned all the other evil characters too. By the way, Teague, next time, don’t be so obvious with the quantum chronometric tunneling, especially when dealing with Snoink.

TEAGUE

Yes, but...

NATE

No buts. No using quantum chronometric tunneling to harass Snoink. You should put spiders in her underwear, like I did this morning.

SNOINK

What?!

(Sounds of running away.)

TEAGUE

Nate, I love you. You’re so evil.

NATE

Not as evil as you. Speaking of which, how is the completely evil plan going?

TEAGUE

Which completely evil plan?

NATE

You know, that huge completely evil prank that you’re doing on Jenna?

TEAGUE

Oh, that? That’s going fine.

NATE

Good, good. Well, I better get going. Bye Jenna, bye Teague, bye Grif! And Grif, tell Snoink that the spiders aren’t poisonous, will you?

GRIF

MWHAHAHAH-- I mean, will do. See you Nate. And now, we better get to the phones. Our number is 347-215-7869. That’s 347-215-7869. That’s 347-215-7869. And, it looks like we have a call! 631, you’re on the air!

ACT 7

Juniper’s Story

JUNIPER

Once upon a time, in the far away lands of YWS, there lived an evil person named Snoink. Snoink just so happened to befriend an amazing-slash-wonderful princess named Jenna.

By and by the times went on, and Jenna's parallel universe called for a break from YWS. Snoink, along with all of her evil friends, wanted the princess back. So, with the help of all of the aforementioned antagonists, she hired three evil minions: Juniper/Springrain, Lin910/Linx, and Evi.

Now, these three hadn't much to do as soon as they were appointed, but with the help of Evil Private Messages, Evil usergroups, and loads more questionable factors, the word of the evil plan began to spread.

Loads of responses for our princess Jenna poured in. What a sight it was! Stories, letters, pictures, drawings-- all for this wonderful (slash-amazing) princess.

Now, that wasn't all! Unfortunately, some of our evil contributors fed us anything. There's when our Evil leader, Snoink, brought the three minions into the picture and got us to work.

In case anyone hasn't noticed, Lin, Evi, and Juniper were not completely evil; the amount of sweetness caused the three of them to say "Awww" and soon their evilness began to dissolve.

But not Juniper! Our Evil leader Snoink recruited (the evil cactus head) Teague, and (the one and only) evil Jabber to join Juniper in step two. Our evilness got to work.

Unfortunately, they didn't hold up long. Our evil began to fade, and soon we had a pile of awesomesauce.

Snoink, on the other hand, did not falter. The Evil Machine leader sorted everything (not to mention she was always there to crack the whip) and formatted everything. She just needed one last reinforcement...

And, she called in the evil Caligula's Launderette who found the perfect cover to wrap it all up. However, this cancelled out some of the important evil factors, and the end result was not so evil.

So, there is the story of CEP, the project dedicated to Jennafina, a collaboration of random stories and poetry from our hearts to yours.

Hear this performed at: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/yws/2009/0 ... radio-show