This piece of ranting is dedicated to an annoying user called SportyWriter whose two crappy works were chosen ahead of some quality novels, poems and short stories.
Edit: Gaurav009 is also equally responsible for producing this lowbrow work of 'art'.
1. Make sure you have a catchy title.
That's the most important thing! So ladies and gentlemen, spend hours brainstorming about the title instead of wasting time on actually writing a work. Make intentional grammatical errors, don't bother about content as well. The title will help you get readers.
2. Make sure you co-write your work.
Now that's a great way to ensure you get at least 2 likes on your work. Both you and your partner should immediately like your own work then head towards chat room and shamelessly promote it.
4. Be creative.
Yeah. I'm being really creative. Notice how I skipped one step to show my out-of-box thinking? Dumb you say? Never mind.
5. Keep it less than 75 words.
Bingo! That's the easiest trick to workout. It can even be a crappy one line sentence or a trending event. You have to take care to tell all your readers and reviewers how difficult it is to actually write a one sentence story. That'd make you an intellectual as well!
Now let's see if this sh!t gets into the spotlight.