niteowl wrote:Oooh, ooh I can write bad opening lines, really I can. Hello, my name is Niteowl, and you are about to read about every yawn, sneeze, bark, word, cough, burp, fart, and scream I hear and all the friends, enemies, teachers, bus drivers, relatives, and strangers I see and all the long boring conversations I take part in and every typoed letter I type into the computer and every thing I wanted to wear but decided against it, every weird, strange, perhaps even perverted thought and every food that passes my lips in an ordinary, boring, typical average day in the life of me.Oh, here's another one:My goal in writing this is not to make you laugh, cry, gasp, throw up, or any such powerful emotion, it is simply to make you yawn, fall asleep, snore, drool all over the book, or whatever else you might do when you are extremely bored.
Nate wrote:And if YWS ever does become a company, Jack will be the President of European Operations. In fact, I'm just going to call him that anyways.
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