He would describe her eyes to be the color of a Ricola cough drop, and her lips to be as full as a bursting grape.
I am the Timekeeper, Quote Hunter, Letter Stealer, and Grave Visitor "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." — Paul Brandt Genesis 3:19
There was once a princess who was bored of eating extremely luxurious meals in a fabulous and extremely comfortable palace in a very easy and lazy lifestyle.
Nr. 1: over-use of adjectives/adverbs etc. The burly, hairy, strong, large, tall, duck-footed, wide-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed, grumpy, lonely, mischievious old man was slowly, duck-footedly, sadly walking straight down the dusty, old, boring, normal, typical, unoriginal, plane neighbouring steet.
Nr. 2: under-use of adjectives/adverbs etc. A man was walking down a street.
Nr. 3: over-common language Hey dude, a bro was lowkey walkin' down da place!
Nr. 4: over-old language Thy individual flourished downgrade thy carriageway
Nr. 5: spelling mistakes Ze mahn waz wakeng dawn ze strit
Nr. 6: grammar mistakes A street down man walking was.
She/her
To all of you who have eaten a potato recently: ...
