Make Up The Worst Possible Opening Line Ever

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Too much candy can make you puke, I know from personal experiance.
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I can't remember who it was but who ever posted "The End" stole my idea. LOL j/k but I was going to put that. Okay I used to be really bad at opening stories...here's just a couple that I once started with when I first started writing.

The dark mist was brought to life by the sound of a piercing scream that echoed through the trees.

Everyone swears.

Gosh I hate my life.

I didn't mean to do it...I really didn't.
Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
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"An unexamined life is not worth living..."
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If you value your life dont read this. If you dont jump of a cliff or somehting, but under no circumstanes DO NOT read it.
Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.

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LOL You're actually reading this?!?!?!?




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I forgot my pencil and this keyboard will soon self-destruct. I will need a pencil. Can I borrow a pencil?

Or just:

Can I borrow a pencil?
"You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do not understand." Leonardo Da Vinci

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Today I am going to wisconsin. Wait...I didn't spell that right...its Winsconsian...no thats not it...wait...I'M I going to winscoin?...(spelt wrong again)...I think i'm going to Maine...no...I went to Maine last year...or did I go to Nebraska last year...no...I think it was Texes...but I do remember going to Disney Land...so I proalby went to Flordia...but they also have a Disney Land in California...umm...and England...no...I don't have enough money to go there...maybe I went to Oregon last year...but more inportently where i'm I going THIS year...yes...yes...thats more importent...and more inportently...where i'm I now?
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Several here.

"Hi, I'm April and I'm beautiful, sexy, I'm on the cheerleading team, have eight boyfriends, get all A's, and I'm going to Virginia Tech, even though I got a scholarship to Harvard."

"It was a dark and stormy night"

"Before I begin, here is a little history of the entire elven race..."

"I'm half vampire, gryphon, dragon, elf, halfling, human, duck, cow, moose, lion, tiger, cat, and rat with more powers than god but I just want to lead a normal life."

"I'm breaking out." Peeper the chick said, as he hit the eggshell hard.

"I'm only writing this because I hate you."

"Die infidel."
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LMAO!
Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.

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"Look at that birdy flying over there."
How can you prove that we exist? Maybe we don't exist...




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on the other page theres
Turn back the other page
Without sensibility no object would be given to us, without understanding no object would be thought. Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind.

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I think I already did one on here but I'll do another.

Here's the story of my life...the end.
Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side.
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"An unexamined life is not worth living..."
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Beware! This page will swallow you!!!
I live not because God wants me to. But because I have the will to go on.LIFE IS HARD. And I don't know why. And I don't plan to understand.




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If you don't know it's impossible it's easier to do. And because nobody's done it before, they haven't made up rules to stop anyone doing that again, yet.
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