The Excuse Game

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I was having a staring contest with the wall, I think I won!

Why is the suitcase filled with rubber ducks?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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Because I want to know how they function.

Why are you eating a cupcake out of the garbage?
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Because I'm pour and I was hungry

why did you scribble on your math's assignment?
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Because it looked dull and needed a bit style


Why did you stay up late?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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Because I have bad insomnia and I fight myself if my body won't sleep and I try to force it


why did you slam the front door when leaving for work this morning?
Love will come to you in time but it takes patients to wait for its arrival!




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Because it didn't like me


Why did you spill the coffee on purpose?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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Because I don't like coffee and I'm not allowed to drink caffeine and I think it's bad in general.

Why are you drawing on the walls?
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Don't write because you're a writer; write because you have something to say.
Orabella ~ Ora ~ Avenue ~ Aven
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Because I ran out of paper to draw on and I needed a larger canvas anyway. Don't you like it?

Why are you wearing your shirt backwards?
Kaia
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Because it’s Inter-National Confusion Day

Why are your shoes untied?
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Because I thought that my shoes needed some freedom.


Why is there butter on the floor?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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There was already a piece of toast in the floor so I thought we might as well add some butter to it.

Why is there a dent in your door?
Kaia
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That's where the butterfly landed. It was a really strong butterfly. I guess it was a little angry too.

Why are you wearing a clown mask?
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because it' halloween!

Why did you eat that entire family-sized bag of chips?




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'cause I was writing reviews and the chips kept me company.

Why is the TV still on?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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i’m watching it, that’s why.

why have you only drank soda all day and not water?
silliness is my specialty. :)



a little humanity makes all the difference
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