The Excuse Game

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because i had to see my boyfriend tarzan.

why did you punt that child?
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]




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Sorry, i was sleepwalking!

Why did you drop out of school?
Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

Was AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae :)




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Because my school is built inside a floating wicker basket and I fell through one of the holes.

Why did you pretend to be the legendary hero?
she/her




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'cause I'm undercover

why did you throw your cat out of the window?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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because it kept biting me...

why did the chicken cross the road?
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]




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he didnt, he got hit by a bus

why are you grateful today?
Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

Was AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae :)




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Because i cant post anything.

Why is it the yes?
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]




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Gender Female
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because yes.

why did you whack me with a stick?
silliness is my specialty. :)




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Because I thought you were a tree.

why are you watching the series Flash?




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Gender Male
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Because i want to get faster

The why the yes the why the it?
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]




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the the it the why, obviously xD

Why are you trying to save the turtles?
Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

Was AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae :)




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Reviews 623
Because the tortoises told me they didn't need my help.

Why did you reorganise the bookshelf?
she/her




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Because the Labrador needed to be groomed.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
•with love, a♡︎•
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The night belongs to you
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because Maleficent ordered it to write her a story.

What's with the big hairy skeleton?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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inclusive Halloween decorations for the hairy skeletons

why did you eat all of my pens?
Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

Was AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae :)



Let yourself be silently drawn by the strange pull of what you really love. It will not lead you astray.
— Rumi