The Excuse Game

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I'm trying to break the world record for drinking soda.

Why are you staring at that tree?
If you ever want to talk, please feel free to PM me for any reason! ^^
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I'm trying to think of the latest fashion trend that would go well with it.


Why did you paint your neighbour's wall orange?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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because it is fun!!!

why are you looking at me like that?
silliness is my specialty. :)




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Because you have horns growing out of your head.

Why are you standing on your head while reciting the alphabet?

[Sidenote: YSW has taught me so many fun games like this!!]
•with love, a♡︎•
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DESCENDING | SLEEPTOKEN
0:28 ──●───────── 04:38
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The night belongs to you
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Because I'm trying to learn the inverted alphabet.

Why are you drinking from an empty mug?
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'cause it's thee time with the mad hatter!

Why aren't you asleep already?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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Because I am walking my fish.

What happend to the socks I lent you?




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I gave it to Professor Snape to use in the new potion.

What happened to the 20 apples that I left on the kitchen counter?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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im sorry i sold the apples in exchange for a woodchuck chucking wood

Why did you steal my toothbrush?
Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

Was AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae :)




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you put it right there on the sink. i saw it, i had to use it

why are you green?
silliness is my specialty. :)




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I decided to go all Slytherin mode today

Why did you leave the window open?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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So spiderman could pay me a visit.

Why did you paint the sky purple?




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i like purple.

why are you writing about talking monkeys when you should be in class?
silliness is my specialty. :)




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Because they make great friends.

Why did you eat the universe?
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]




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i ate the universe because it was being annoying

why did you travel to the jungle last night?
Who's to say that my light is better than your darkness? Who's to say death is better than your darkness? Who am I to say?

Was AilahEvelynMae
and is now EllieMae :)



The emperor is rich, but he can't buy another day.
— Chinese Proverb