The Excuse Game

because one is filled with lots and lots of cheese, the other with books.

why do you have a cut on your arm?

I was carrying out some large pieces of scrap metal and one of them scraped me.

Why aren't you doing homework right now?

Because I'm not at home c:

Why did you put trash into the sink?

I dunno, you said to put my dirty plate in there, so I assumed all dirty things are supposed to go there. Also, what's a sink?

Why did you look at your phone during class?

Because the little person who lives inside of it was trying to get my attention.

Why is there a stain on your shoe?

i spilt paint on it yesterday. acrylic paint is hard to get off, unfortunately

why do you have a smile on your face?

because i am evil.


Why do you like pizza?

Because I got nauseas from it a few times


why didn't you go to school?

'cause a group of friendly aliens landed in my backyard this morning, and they insisted on giving me a tour of their spaceship.

Why is the refrigerator empty?

I was hungry at 1 AM, that's why.

Why did you step on my artwork?

because you left it on the floor and I wasn't watching where I was going


why did you take the couch pillows?

because my brother stole my bed, so i made a makeshift bed with the couch pillows

why did you destroy my book?

Because you left it on the table and I thought it was trash so I tore it up and threw it away


Why did you dump your wonderful boyfriend?

I had to write an essay about someone I didn’t like and took action, and I only wanted to half lie.

Why did you put gum in her hair?

because she bullied me. she deserved it.

why did you stay up all night staring at a wall?