The Excuse Game

Hopefully this hasn't been done yet...

The aim of the game is to answer the question with the best excuse possible.
Here's an example of how you play:

Person A: (Their excuse)
Why is your hair green?!

Person B: I fell into a green swamp while fishing for the Loch Ness Monster.
Why did you get to work late?

Person C: (Their excuse)
(Their question)

I'll start...
Why did you leave the garbage on the doorstep?

Because Morgan Freeman was walking past my driveway so I dropped everything to tackle him in a loving hug.

Why are your shoes wet?

I cried so much when [insert tv series here] ended that I flooded the house.

Why is there an inflatable frog on your roof?

I was trying to teach frogs to fly. He's my assistant.

Why are you tap dancing?

Because my feet have spasms every Monday and Thursday from 2:03 P.M to 2:17.

Why is there orange soda on the floor?

Because you had a cocktail party and invited Kanye West, unfortunately (I don't know why you'd do that), and he tried singing Pink Floyd, but completely butchered the song by saying he wrote it, and Roger Waters came and beat him to death and it turns out Kanye's blood is Orange Soda.

Roger Waters is now hailed as a hero.


Why did Obi Wan not tell Luke that Vader was his father?

Because Luke pranked Obi Wan by making his lightsaber rainbow coloured so decided that it was payback time. Yoda agreed, saying that Luke "gotten too big for boots, he has".

Why is that sandwich in the fire?

Because my mother ran up to me saying there was a virus going around where if you eat too much bread, an entire wheat plantation would grow inside of you and you'd be producing bread for the rest of your life.

Why is Jimmy sleeping on the roof?

Because his parents told him that The Walking Dead is a documentary.

Why has your skin turned rainbow?

Because nyancat ran around me all night.

Why is there a toucan on that lightpole?

It's because a yob from the local area released a cacophony of tropical birds from the sanctuary, while at the same time, the light was flicking so sporadically that it fooled the toucan (which evidently had a lower intellect than usual) into thinking there was actually a female toucan trapped inside the glass orb. If you wait a minute or sixty, you'll find the toucan will attempt to break the glass.

Why did the mandible wedge vex the frigid Toblerone?

Because the mandible wedge was feeling annoying.

Why does Percy have a really cool tattoo?

Because Aphrodite saw how much he loves Annabeth and she told him that it would make him look more attractive.

Why is your hand on fire?

Because I'm hot.

Why didn't you tell me about the pink elephant?

Because it had an extremely contagious condition and I just knew that if I told you, you'd go after it.

Why is Nessie in a desert?