The Excuse Game

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Points 835
Reviews 76
Because it was made by the carpenter.

Why aren't you wearing yellow?
bleh?




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Points 3330
Reviews 938
Because it washes me out.

Why didn't you hang up your clothes?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Points 835
Reviews 76
(I just did...)
Since I pitied them and didn't want to kill them by hanging.

Why aren't you sleeping?
bleh?




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Gender Female
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Reviews 1232
BEcause I just woke up.

Why aren´t you congratulating that one person that has their birthday today?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Gender Female
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Because the world has almost 8 billion people who may or may not have their bdays today and I don't wanna be partial.

Why did you break the record?
bleh?




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Gender Female
Points 155
Reviews 30
Because I'm smart.

Why didn't you break the record?




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Reviews 1232
Because I wanted to give other people a chance.

Why aren´t you reviewing?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Gender Female
Points 155
Reviews 30
Because I'm forum posting?

Why aren't you not reviewing?




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Gender Female
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Because I´m already #22 in the alltimeleaderboard.

Why haven´t you posted your poem like a normal work? You have the points!
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Gender Other
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Reviews 938
Because posting a work would change the total number of points I currently have and idk how many that is but imma pretend like I care

Why haven't you sent lehmanf gifts?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]




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Gender Female
Points 0
Reviews 1232
Because I´m struggling with all the notifs I have.

Why haven´t you reviewed my work yet?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Gender Female
Points 155
Reviews 30
Because I'm waiting for the end of the month to receive my gifts.

Why didn't you have 6500 now-now?




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Gender Female
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Reviews 1232
Because I´m eating carrot soup.

why aren´t you happy that you will get gifts?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Gender Female
Points 155
Reviews 30
Because I already got them.

Why would you ask a question like that?
Swan Queen's little sister in-law/caretaker since 2022




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Reviews 263
Because I have a terrible memory and can never retain any information.

Why don't you get offline and go touch grass?



Be careful or be roadkill.
— Calvin