The Excuse Game

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Because I wanted to make sure you couldn't participate in Inktober mwahahaha

Why did you drop my phone off a cliff?
Good is not a thing you are. It's a thing you do.
- Ms. Marvel

LuminescentAnt ~ Lum ~ Ant
(she/her)




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It needed to take a bath.

What made the boy cry wolf?
•with love, a♡︎•
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DESCENDING | SLEEPTOKEN
0:28 ──●───────── 04:38
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The night belongs to you
‧₊˚✩彡✦✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✦⋆⭒˚。⋆




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because of the nasty, big bad wolf that was sitting across from him.

why are you sad?
silliness is my specialty. :)




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because of inside out.

why didn't you throw out the trash?
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]




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Because my sibling's diapers were in it, and he pooped a lot this week.

Why didn't you show up for the meeting?
Good is not a thing you are. It's a thing you do.
- Ms. Marvel

LuminescentAnt ~ Lum ~ Ant
(she/her)




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because my goldfish staged a protest demanding better living conditions in their bowl.

Why did eat my cake?
“It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice cream sandwiches.”
- Lemony Snicket




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Because the clock struck midnight, and the raccoons started dancing.

Why won't you clean up your room?
•with love, a♡︎•
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DESCENDING | SLEEPTOKEN
0:28 ──●───────── 04:38
⇆ㅤ ||◁ㅤ❚❚ㅤ▷||ㅤ ↻



The night belongs to you
‧₊˚✩彡✦✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧✦⋆⭒˚。⋆




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Because it will just get messy again.

Why did you use bats as clothespins?




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Because I'm batman and I like bats.

Why are you licking the sidewalk?
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Don't write because you're a writer; write because you have something to say.
Orabella ~ Ora ~ Avenue ~ Aven
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It's a long story. Basically, there was this castle *unintelligible mumbling* and then the baker said *train passes by loudly* so then the cake went *someone starts watching a loud youtube video* so I went *the youtube video gets louder* And yeah. The sidewalk is now covered in golden eggs that are smashed. So I have to lick them to gain their golden review powers.

Why are you sucking on a solid block of gummies?
spot~pebble~peb~pebb~
in any order
they/them



perhaps i can make something of this unreality...
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Because, I enjoy TRAIN PASSES BY and SCP-096 RUNS BY SCREAMING. It's also fun to SOMEONE GETS DRAGGED OFF TO BRAZIL, SCREAMING. Is that good enough for you?
Also why is there a crater in the ground?
Corporal Cleo Carson

Bucklin County Sheriff's Office

Cleo Carson and Bucklin County are purely fictional




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cause a lightning strike hit a tree and the tree flew up into the air and hit the area of which there is now a crater in the ground. (i started writing this a long time ago LOL)

why did the world go dark?
silliness is my specialty. :)




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Well you see- someone put the sun in a freezer, killing the batteries.

Why are you in a box?
I am the Timekeeper, Quote Hunter, Letter Stealer, and Grave Visitor
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." — Paul Brandt
Genesis 3:19

Jazz Electrobass




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it had mayo

why is there 10 dead bodies?
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]




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because someone said a ywser’s poetry looked like a limp piece of lettuce and so herb cursed their family.

why are you waving?
mint, she/her


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The wince that you wince when you see your quote in the quote generator is quite a wince, I tell ya. To know that the whole YWS community has read and judged your quote is quite an awkward feeling like oh noes. *manly blush*
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