The Excuse Game

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Because @ShadowVyper got me into this vortex of randomness.

Why haven´t you finished writing your story?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Because the demons of procrastination and laziness have chained me up and refuse to let me START, let alone finish.

Why did you drop your books into the lake?
bleh?




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Because I borrowed these from the library and have long since passed the return date.

Why did you eat my birthday cake all by yourself? It was meant for 200 people!
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Gender Female
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Reviews 76
Because I ate the 200 people and all their stomachs are within me so I had to eat enough for 200 stomachs (That sounds gross, actually)

Why aren't you writing right now?
bleh?




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Because my fingers are frozen of the coldness outside.

Why are you not petting my dog?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Reviews 30
Because I'm stroking my cat.

Why would you have a dog?




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Because she is the goodest girl and protects me from creepy old dudes

Why aren't you drinking tea right now?




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Because tea is overrated.

Why did you put a rickroll on your signature?
bleh?




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Reviews 130
Because everyone falls for it

Why aren't you writing?




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Because my dog ate my pens.

Why aren´t you drinking water?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Reviews 76
Because someone told me that my filter water was H2O too, and I don't know if they meant 'too' or H2O2.
I don't wanna die.

Why aren't you making excuses?
bleh?




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Because I´m always correct.

Why aren´t you creating a thread for yourself?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Reviews 938
Because I'm not responsible enough to be a thread-parent.

Why did you call @starlitmind a potato?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]




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Coz they are a potato (sorry)

Why did you break the clock?
bleh?




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Reviews 938
Because TikTok is better.

Why didn't you make your bed?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
[they/he]



Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not really interested in order to get where you're going.
— Christopher Darlington Morley