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  • Something's Rotten (An All Hallows Eve Poem)

    I carved straight into him. His insides falling out Onto the ground. The smell was like Opening a trashcan. A funky, rotten smell. His goo made my hands Like a ...

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  • Act II, Scene I: Enter Character

    In a world where these word Are just sounds Like a desperate plea From a woman Who had just lost her dignity. Who are they to judge? They rip the ...

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  • Why Thursdays Shouldn't Exist (An Elegy, no not a Eulogy)

    A new disease Not in the books. An unmarked grave Lost in a field of names. Caught without an imprint. In an abyss of forgotteness. Sealed, closed inside A rotten ...

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  • This Will Only End in Tears

    I washed up with the early morning tides, Braided hair like coarse leather. Dressed in seaweed and perfume of sweet mist. There was no lifeguard on duty For he was ...

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  • Your Mother is a Real Man

    Amazing thing evolution: Man may now walk upright, But he still speaks Like a fucking Neanderthal.

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  • Clean Up Your Mess

    Simple women should Simply keep their Bony knees drawn tightly. Simple men should Simply keep their Fat mouths drawn tightly.

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  • Showcase Showdown

    Pregnancy is to ear infection; Both take a miniscule of bacteria Once inplanted, causes panic and harm. Can be solved with a pill if taken soon enough- Yet one is ...

    1 min read
  • Cursed Beauty (Chapter One) (Maybe)

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  • Crina

    Wind lazily blows As masquerades of leaves fall, Rainbows of autumn.

    1 min read
  • A Time of Change

    Winter breeze wraps 'round Autumn trees as cold air sweeps Up yesterdays leaves.

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  • Till Dawn

    Chapter One Senna saw him first as a silhouette, there on a short cobblestone bridge, spotted under a streetlamp. She paused at the sight, her heart thumping. Her response was ...

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  • Ordering Ants in a Resturant- an expository piece

    Eating out as an anteater has become much easier than it used to be. Most large places have restaurants, and most restaurants offer ant entrées. Restaurants usually serve these types ...

    2 min read
  • A Sonnet, a very bad sonnet that I had to do for a class

    Sonnets are the devil, I hate them very much and I wish to never do them again!!! O TiVo, without you I could not view The reruns shown on NHPTV, ...

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  • A Rant- none the less

    I want to be amused– to laugh. I want to feel sad– to cry, to grieve. I want to feel passion, desire, lust. I want to care deeply, fondly, tenderly, ...

    2 min read
  • And The Story

    The four of us gravitated toward the corner farthest away from the stranger that stepped onto the elevator. Us four like the merry Hobbits of Wiltshire, bonded with laughter. He ...

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  • But lo! She stirs

    Strike a blow from behind But in my heart, I did not bow. Strike my cheek in spite But in my mind, I did not blush. Strike a match to ...

    1 min read
  • Your Mother Is A Real Man

    Amazing thing evolution: Man may now walk upright, But he still speaks like a Fucking Neanderthal. I know, this was sort of pointless...

    1 min read
  • Red Light, Blue Light

    Ptolemy is my lover, Roy G Biv stole my virginity. Strike me with your gamma rays- Whisper something revolutionary.

    1 min read
  • If I Were A Rockstar

    I like my man as I do my huevos: Over-easy, on hash, And two at a time.

    1 min read


You can't choose your parentage. But you can choose your legacy.
— Rick Riordan, The Blood of Olympus