If I Were A Rockstar

I like my man as
I do my huevos:
Over-easy, on hash,
And two at a time.

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Incandescence
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I wanna be a rockstar / but I ain't got what it takes. :)

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xanthan gum
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Hah. :lol: i really enjoyed this.

And two at a time

you dirty girl! :D

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timjim77
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How is it homoerotic? She's a girl.

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Snoink
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Snoink wrote a review · Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:25 am

Do you use the word "huevos" on purpose? Because it makes the poem slightly homosexual since "huevos" is what is used for "testicles" in the Mexican world. :?

But still... slightly funny. Just a little homoerotic.

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Firestarter
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Haha. Nice. A little ditty more than anything else.

Yes, there is a rule about posting too much. Please refrain from over-posting your work. You're supposed to comment twice on other people's work before you can post one of your own.

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LamaLama
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Humerous to say the least. I don't think this really qualifies as poetry, and I'm sure theres some rule about posting so much all at once.



I have lived through much, and now I think I have found what is needed for happiness. A quiet secluded life in the country, with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good... then rest, nature, books, music, love for one's neighbor - such is my idea of happiness.
— Leo Tolstoy