A SMALL GROCERY STORE, CHECKOUTS, DAY
Dr. Strange is pushing a cart. Loki is walking next to him, checking a list.
Loki: Bananas, check. Bread, check. Milk, check. Soy milk for Wanda, check. Almond milk for Banner, check.
Strange: And Parker's getting the pizzas. I think that's everything. Remember, stay inconspicuous. Thanos has spies everywhere, and we're still supposed to be dead.
They turn and go to a checkout.
Cashier picks up the PA: Aaron to register 3, please. Aaron to 3.
Strange and Loki start unloading the food onto the conveyor belt. Aaron shows up. Peter Parker simultaneously shows up, carrying a very tall tower of frozen pizzas. He stumbles and falls onto the end of the belt. Pizzas fall onto it.
Aaron (started saying it before anything went wrong): Is plastic okay?
Loki, grabbing Peter by the shoulders: I don't know! Plastic! Speak to me, Plastic! Are you okay, Plastic?!
Peter, shaking him off: Paper, please. I'm fine.
Strange, rolling eyes: Do you know if you have flatirons? Like girls use on their hair?
Cashier: I don't think we do, sorry.
Loki: Considering copying me? Sorry, I don't think you could pull it off. You look better as a hobbit.
Strange: It's for Romanov. She lost hers when they were fighting the Winter Soldier a while ago.
Loki: She can borrow mine.
Peter, picking up a candy bar: Can I get this?
Strange: We stick to the list. Tony only gave us so much money.
Peter, grabbing Loki by the shoulders: Tony, can I pleeeeeeease have some candy?
Loki: I don't know. Ask Tony.
Cashier: That's 97.35, please. Unless he wants the candy?
Strange: If you get candy, everyone wants candy.
Peter, putting back the candy: You're not being a very supportive parent.
Strange: I'm not being a parent.
Strange hands the cashier a hundred.
Peter: Hey! We stayed under a hundred! I can get the candy!
Strange: You'll have to share it with the whole class. I can just picture them lining up...
Peter: I'll share it with you two on the way back to base.
Strange: NO--Is that a Butterfinger?
Peter hands it to the cashier. She beeps it.
Loki: You meant you'd share it with us TWO, yes?
Cashier (hands Strange the change) Here's 1.65. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Aaron: Have a nice day, Plastic.