Queen of the Stars

This is great!

I love the lines in brackets, some of the most classic lines in poetry on this site that I have ever seen. Come to think of it, they were some of the funniest lines I think I have ever seen in poetry

Well Done, this was epic!
Keep Writing (Do some more odes to other distinctive people on this site )
~Lydia

Hey,

Haha this was brilliant! I love the use of the fire at the start and the end; it was so funny and effectively opened and closed the poem.

My favourite parts were your references to the stars, and to pigs! I really enjoyed reading this-the style is great and it's very clever.

Jas

It looks like a pig fell onto the EU flag ... anyway.

The poem! I wish I could write like this.

Especially the last two lines:

(there to hang in suspension for all eternity, Thelma and Louise stylez, as a moral lesson for all you little bitches. Now get the hell away from my fire)

LOL!

Ahahaha, that is all kinds of win.

Seems most people loved that particular part XD.

Thanks, all!

Jiggs this is so awesome! xD There's really nothing I can add, and even if I tried it would only lessen it's awesomeness.

Many were the noobsshe slayed, both directly and not so(for instance, someone falling down stairs as they backed away in terror)

Beast.

That's the word I'm going to use to describe this. I laugh.

I luffs you more. <3

And it's because of your awesomeness, I am pretty sure!

SNOINK! XD You know I luffs you right?

And, yes, it somehow resurrected teh Imp which is awesome.

IMP!!!!!!!!!

Dude, this poem is teh awesome if only because it raised Imp from the dead. Since, clearly, this poem was the only thing that could do it... one more reason why you should post in the poetry forums more often.

Also, it was two o'clock and I was going to sleep! Give me a break already. XD

Haha, thanks guys! IMP! *noms*

Jigs. This is awesome. I bow down to Snoink (don't hurt me O Evil One) but this made me laugh. It was epic and I'm glad you got into the featured works. I can't really critique it because like the others said it doesn't really need it. It is epic *stars*.

~peanut~

The Imp would like to make the type and / or literary equivalent of a jig, along with impudent impetuous impenitent importunate laughter in response to the Jigster's indefatigable and unbearable humour, as well as, ah, verse. ^_^

Er, no critique as such, da?












IMP

Heh, Jiggs doesn't have to laugh at Snoink, but I am.

...

*jokes*

Don't fire me, Snoink. Please?

...Dudes. I'm totally not laughing Snoink. Okay, Snoink? This celebrates your awesomeness....DON'T HURT ME, OH GAWD!

*flees*

o.O - and thanks for the comment :p

Hi, Jiggs! *waves*

I agree with Van and Amy, epicness in its true nature. I especially liked

Many were the noobs
she slayed, both directly and not so
(for instance, someone falling down
stairs as they backed away in terror)

XD. Well, Snoink told me to post it -- it began as a three second jaunt when I referred to her as the Queen of Stars with the third stanza -- but then I decided to spend a further three minutes expanding it, haha. I hope she likes the extended edition

Haha, Jiggs, this is awesome. As Van said, epic! I'm not actually going to be constructive here, because this doesn't need it. The end made me laugh a lot, but I absolutely adored the whole thing!

Epic line:

(there to hang in suspension for all eternity, Thelma and Louise stylez, as a moral lesson for all you little bitches. Now get the hell away from my fire)

Many thanks, m'dear

I woke my dude up from the other room laughing so hard!

This is epic, Jiggy!

(for instance, someone falling down
stairs as they backed away in terror)

For a time she enjoyed this, delighting
in the macabre dance of corpses falling
about her feet.

(there to hang in suspension for all eternity, Thelma and Louise stylez, as a moral lesson for all you little bitches. Now get the hell away from my fire)