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Contemptable Wrest - (Ch. 9) Part 2: Silver Underlinings

by Wriskypump

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“Not just yet, ma’boy.” He was still recovering from his roaring session, and I had given it some more gas. “Replace that tarp back over the gun.”

I groaned. “Why do I have to do everything around here?” but picked it up and swaddled it back around the stationary craft. It blinked out of sight. I could still feel the bulk and texture of the object it concealed in my hands.

“You did start this iffy little predicament,” he retorted.

SHEESH! I had a desperate need to be Pink panther so I could ‘Exit, stage right.’ In a way, I was still getting to exit, even if for a brief period. What I could really use would be a moment all to myself, instead of getting chased by monsters, or plagued by self-woes. Well, for the latter, I’d need to part ways with myself. So forget Pink panther, but I had a real need to be a cartoon at the moment so no matter how heavy the blows, I would never break down.

He went back to educating me. “It must maintain a decent balance as we squeeze through, so-”

I hijacked his sentence, “Squeezing is a no go. I do not approve of any sucking, squeezing, pinching, excettera."

“Buck up, Buttercup.” He shot me down. “I’ll go left, you go right. Make sure to hit the Spinal Tap furthest from the center.” There were two on my appointed side and three on his. Good. I had about forty pounds on him; that would counteract our difference in weight as much as possible. I credited him with taking that fact into account. “For the least painful ride,” he winked, “Try to heave your body in with as much of a bow in your back as possible, to slide more fluidly. You’ll need a good run and jump if you don’t want to get stuck midway.”

“Pain!” I spewed. “Wedged in pain?” I fretted. It sounded like a true squeeze. “I hope to get back alive, you murderous Cock-a-doodle-doo!”

“No pain no gain, Cheapskate!” he hollered as if we were in a wind tunnel.

I yelled in defiance, “I’ll race you momma’s boy!” I think we were mostly trying to cover up our fearful emotions, substituted in the form of name-calling.

Gut took off without another word. That good-for-nothing cheater. It was only twenty or thirty feet to the portals. I sprinted after him, a good five steps behind, both of us anticipating that I’d catch up. We had turned a life-or-death situation into some sort of psychotic, twisted game. “You’ve got a screw loose!” I called. “Get back here, Gutfuck, and I’ll give it to ya!”

His laugh resonated in my ears, almost as much as the throbbing of my heart. “If you can catch me then you’re as mad as a March hare!”

Breaking out the old-timer jargon again. Not surprised.

“Hey!” I howled, feeling like a real Witsicle this time, “If you beat me over the hill I’ll knock off your Mad Hat with a screwball, and when you tumble down I’ll call you London Bridge!”

I arched my back and braced myself for the plunge.

“Good!...” he barked at the moon, about to kiss it, now a half-step behind me, as we came within inches of completing an action that seemed was going to knock us cold as mackerels. The color drained from my flesh as it rushed up to pummel us.

And we danced off into the moon.

Miraculously, as I cascaded through what seemed a moist, gold-tinted waterfall, I still heard his final comeback, “...Then, you can blow a fuse in your hysteria of laughter and fall out of the tree you pitched it from.” playing ping-pong against my eardrums.

The odyssey through wasn’t too bad, serene actually, although I felt like the loop being cast in a game of Ring Toss. The worst part was the punch of agony I had dreaded, but that never arrived. Lots of times fear is irrational, bred and born in our own mind. And we let us, apprehend us.

There was no explosion of lights or strange rush of noise when I stepped beyond the plane. Suddenly, I became weightless, but felt like some pressure was forcing me through the slim neck of a bottle, though devoid of pain--definitely a lubricated bottle. Lubricated with a substance that glittered like sand, but more clumpy, yet it wasn’t slimy or scratchy. In fact I could only feel it if I made an effort to touch it, not it touching me. Even then, it was minute, rather comparable to brushing against one’s own body hair. Beyond that, up, down, direction not mattering, I was surrounded by a metallic-looking tawny substance that unseen elements played on like water.

I fell, fell, and fell through several more layers of scarcely tangible things that I could only glimpse, feeling as though my body was pervaded by nothingness. But not down, or up, or over. Not in any logical direction. Because it was more of a sensation that I was falling. It was as if I was a surfer being churned underneath foaming waves after wiping out, the center of my body staying more or less stationary, but I could feel myself being pulled along by the sand-stuff, could see it flowing lackadaisically like I was inside some tube-ish conveyor belt which had transparent veins, always changing course, through which I could see the metallic stuff coating everything else like a blank canvas.

There was a cloud, not a physical one, a fog desensitizing my mind, obstructing my ability to rationally function. However, it allowed me to hover in a state of consistency. A state free from worry, ambiguity, and hypocrisy. The gray areas had retreated, fairy tales in the first place, understood to be an intricate illusion. For humans, only having an amount of knowledge to be humanly extracted, hypotheses filled the unknowns as axioms of wishful thinking, later on some puffed up as truisms. Such philosophies are unsound. It’s very difficult for people to see higher than themselves. And I could see these things, and many other truths naked, bled of their fallacies, all because I was aided by an all-access pass to cognition. I was unbound. It was undisputed order, Stainless Harmony.

Alas, my taste scarcely lasted a lick.

I cringed as I saw a snowball headed straight for me. Then it was still. Warily, I cracked an eye. I remained trembling still a second or two longer before I realized I was on stable ground with no ball to whack me. Gut and I stood beside a flight of stairs, at the edge of a predominantly white room. A space big enough to serve as a fish tank for a blue whale. Comfortably.

I squinted over my shoulder at the three remaining crescents, then blinked a couple times. “In there,” I observed. I felt like I had retained but just a chunk of a strange new dimension, like I needed to recall something important and couldn’t figure out what it was. “It’s uncanny.....a supernatural drug.”

“Natural, I think.” He gave me a sidelong stare. “I don’t make enough money to support it as a full-time habit, so don’t get any ideas.”

“Hmmph.” I grunted, upset. “And you were just trying to scare me about getting stuck in there and crap.” Then I shifted my gaze from him, causing me to marvel, “Where are we?”

The tower of stairs connected to a long ledge. There was an armored door up there, a speck on the peak of a mountain.

“This is a safe within a vault, within a vault, miles underground. You see son, they think nobody can infiltrate. They don’t quite have all their bases covered.” Gutterson tapped his forehead. “I’m old. I’ve been a generic nobody for twenty, thirty some odd years. Why should they remember me? Certainly I would never show up on their radar as a threat. How have I kept my low profile, you may ask? Simply because I don’t have to purchase like a peasant.” No kidding. “Granted, I do have to buy new rounds for the Gatling gun every so often. Thus,” he grinned, “My place, is effectively this place.”

“Jeez, am I underprivileged.” I commented.

“And as you can see,” he absently waved a hand at lofty metal racks amassed with encyclopedias of boxes. “It’s a weapon handler’s wet dream.”

“Or a terrorist’s,” I breathed with a sour twist.

There wasn’t a hair’s breadth of oxygen between individual boxes. The ledge went the whole way around the room and cat walks stretched here and there, allowing access to the boxes perched on top.

I rubbed the side of my face. “I take it the real arms lie in those boxes.”

“Right as rain,” he responded. “You see, there’s plenty where that hundred-and-fifty-year-old lump of wood came from.”

“A pricey lump of wood,” I corrected. “That you bashed the brains out of. These better be top of the line.”

“It grieves me to tell you this, but you’re likely to dissolve into a puddle of tears. Because these aren’t the salt of the Earth,” he explained. “They’re only righteous.”

I inhaled relief. “That’s the good news I needed to hear. Otherwise,” I declared, “I’d melt into a puddle of rot right here, without the strength to carry on.”

Gut looked square into my eyes and said, “Nice to know you’re hunger has been allayed. Let’s get a move on.”

We crashed through box after labeled box. The rows were two by two. The weapon name was posted plainly on each box, and in another straight behind it, was the type of ammo it required. To us, it wasn’t stealing: If this was government property, they stole from countless hard-working citizens every day. Besides, we needed it more than they did. We didn’t even bother snooping around on the top. There was more than enough on the lowest shelves.

“Hey Guts, you didn’t, by any chance, bring a sack to carry this stuff in.” I had things of folklore scattered around me. An M134 Multi-barrel mini-gun, (which wasn’t so mini) a Pfiefer Zeliska Revolver, a Saiga 12 shotgun with drum magazines that held tons more than a regular clip, and things like Uzis, assortments of assault rifles, and ultra flavors of Smith and Wesson. Things the average Joe just couldn’t lay hands on.

“Surprise, surprise,” he said, uprooting a thin plastic fabric from his jeans. The bag was decently sizable. I was impressed with his forethought, even though he regularly brought in these kind of shipments.

“Is that a bottomless pocket you’re wearing?” I joked.

He heaved a sigh with feigned sincerity, “My butt's showing again isn’t it?”

At that we shared splits in our sides. Every time we caught sight of each other it would rekindle. For a steady two minutes no gathering got done.

“Always have a “sack” handy!” Malibu roared and thrashed about.

“Yo Santy,” I bellowed. “You’ve got your stocking. Where’s the reindeer?”

He wrenched out words through coughs, “Rudolph proposed they all stay at the North Pole. Said he refuses to light the way for someone with bigger junk than him!”

“Paaahh...hee hee hee...HoHoHo!...HaaahaawwHaaaawwwwwwww...” we giggled from the floor, clutching at our cramps and wresting runaway tears.

After we recovered, he snatched a rifle that lay at his feet. “This is a must have. AK-47.” he pronounced. “Fully suppressed.” before dropping it in the bag.

“Anzio 20mm Sniper Cannon.” I said, heaving it over my shoulder only to have him stop me.

“Much too bulky. Let’s make this trip efficient.”

But I really wanted this one! “Okay,” I said, downcast.

He produced another item. “Peacemaker. Colt 45-70.”

“Hold up.” I imposed before he could slip it in the back, “Are you sure that thing will even make the bird blink? If I was the bird, it wouldn’t intimidate me.”

His nose ran along the barrel with a sniff of satisfaction. “Long-barrel, won’t take up much space, relatively. Never know what may come in handy. Cover the bases Kevin, cover the bases.”

I sifted through my supply, wanting to get my voice into this. “This one looks queer; it’s blue and some parts of it look plastic. An assault rifle called a TAR-21.”

I handed it to Gutterson and he inspected it. “Hmmm,” he remarked, “I bet this is waterproof. That could prove very convenient.” He placed it among the spoil. “Get me two more if you would.”

I searched back for the box with TAR-21 on the side, which I came upon about ten down the line. “Here yawr.” I passed them on.

“Alrighty,” Gut started as he rummaged through more goodies. “Take the sack.” He thrust it at me along with several species of gun. “Mossberg 500 with pistol-grip,” dang, that shotgun had two handles. “Desert Eagles,” he scooped up five, “and o-o-oh, Magnum Hand Cannons.” He took a duo. Probably because he wanted to shoot one of those silver son-of-a-guns himself and let someone else feel the voltage as well, and then have a laugh-chat with them about it later.

“My turn,” I said happily, and shoved the cargo back at him. First I dumped in some Smith and Wesson models, most notably the 460xvr. I was going to have fun with that sucker. Next order called for the Shotgun family. “Saiga 12, and this professional-looking 12-gauge with camouflage pump-action.”

Now for the big boys. “Oozies,” I said, eyes sparkling, “A humongo revolver so dubbed The Wicked 28mmPfiefer, wicked being my own addition to the name, and my most prized acquisition, the Not-so-mini Gun.” The M134 reminded me of the Gatling gun design, though profitably smaller, and on steroids. It was something straight out of The Terminator. In a robotic manner I said, “All items tagged and added to bagging area. Time to pay up Birdy.”

What’s that? No way in hell that load could fit into such a meager stocking? Hey, this plastic could qualify as a thin rubber, dearest.

Malibu rested the contents on the ground with a groan. “Alright, before we fly this coop,” he turned his back to size up his side of the mess, “We need to cover the last of our tracks.” Then while we began to pick up shop, he burst into song.

Clean up, Clean up

Everybody do their share

Clean up, Clean up

You made the mess, it’s only fair

A minute later, when I happened to look up across the room, I almost choked, then dropped debris (the more expendable guns that we were putting back for their incapability of jarring impact) from my clutch as if they were active bombs. “Mallliboooo!” I quacked, my voice climbing on pins and needles. “Why is their only one gateway left? And why’s it blinking!”

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I see that with the failure of the July Review Day, your novel seems to have suffered the most. Never fear, for I shall free your chapters from the dreadful grip of the Green Room!

In your first few paragraphs, I already see that you have an above-average vocabulary - and that is putting it lightly, since vast would be more accurate. Still, that means you must read often, which is good - excellent, actually - so yay! However, that also means you can potentially use words which are so "big" that your readers cannot understand them. The aforementioned is merely one of the two problems that can arise from the usage of large and/or uncommon words, but there is in fact a second that might prove to be a problem as well: verbosity.

Please do not be offended, for I am not all saying you use words inappropriately all the time, but mostly here and there. An example of this is with your use of bask in the fourth paragraph. Throughout your chapter there are several other examples, so I would advise you to just read through your chapter again and ensure that you used appropriate vocabulary, as well as correct any word order-errors. Other than that, I find I quite like your writing style. It seems sophisticated and refreshing, and it can be elevated to an even higher quality be correcting the above-mentioned errors.

As for the plot, I am not quite following (I do know that the protagonist seems to be in a friendly-disagreeing relationship with the other character, Gut, I think his name is, and that there appears to be squeezing and fighting or shooting) but that is my fault entirely, since this is the first chapter I have read and reviewed thus far. As long as the other readers - who have followed it from the beginning - do know what is going on, then I cannot complain.

You use a very extensive vocabulary, which leads me to compare your work to that of Robert Ludlum - I have to read both your and his work with a dictionary, and both your and his work is of very high quality; however, this means that if your characters are anything less than experts on the English language, their dialogue is unrealistic. Fortunately, theirs is intersparsed with interjections such as sheesh and several other unorthodox ones, so the dialogue is mostly balanced. Unfortunately, there is a sharp contrast in your writing, as you make use of an array of words, but also tired clichés (this is ironic, as you spoke of axioms and truisms earleir on) - right as rain and top of the line to name a couple. An author as knowledgeable and creative as yourself ought to be able to come up with equally effective sayings on your own.

In conclusion, your vocabulary is quite impressive, and it is doubtlessly the pinnacle (I replaced "highlight" with this just for you ;) ) of your writing, but it is also your downfall, as at times I cannot comprehend and am left boggled. Nonetheless, your imagery is excellent as well, and your descriptions can only exalt it.

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Wriskypump says...

Hi James! *waves* Well, you know, I just wanted them to talk like everyday people. The mc will use some "big" words every now and then in dialogue, since he is the narrator. And I would have them say right as milk with cookies or something, if the story took place in another world, but it takes place in this world. And yes, about my vocabulary: I do practice with some words that I'm not much familiar with, so that I do become more familiar with them. Unfortunately, this means there are many instances where I probably use them incorrectly. I probably need to whittle down on my use of extensive vocab; I don't think I have had a person not mention that in their comments--usually categorizing it as a distraction or comparing it to a clogged artery or something. Anyway, vocab is just memorization and practice, and I use it in bulk because it explains things faster and more explicitly than a string of common words can (even if it does become more ambiguous to someone that doesn't know the word). I try my best not to confuse anyone, or otherwise hinder their reading experience. Also, another reason for not having dialogue corresponding to the narration, is that, as you said, kind of gives it a nice balance between the two. Thank you for looking at this!

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Hello! KatyaElefant here for another review! Let's see what we have right here...

"I fell, fell, fell through a somethingness, pervaded by nothingness. "
Before fell, you need an and. That will help with your chronological order. Also I think that you need to replace somethingness with another word.

"For humans, only having anamount of knowledge to be humanlyextracted, hypotheses filled the unknowns as axioms of wishful thinking, later on some puffed up as truisms."
Separate an and amount. Also separate humanly extracted. Minor typing errors.

"bled of their fallacies, all because I wasaided by an all-access pass to cognition."
The words was and aided need to be separated.

"Rudolph proposed they all stay at the North pole. "
Pole should be capitalized.

I'm now getting confused on what they are doing right now. One moment they are at a stage? Then the next moment they are falling? You could improve a little bit on your grammar. You did a good job with your grammar but just small nitpicks.

You did a great job overall. You improved with your setting here and your imagery is great. You could improve a little bit on grammar but your spelling is great! I love the little references that we have here, for example with the clean up song. That was like my childhood. At what time would this story being occurring because if it in the past or future, I doubt that these references would be relevant. Overall, pretty good job. Have a nice Review Week! Keep calm and keep writing! :D

Wriskypump says...

Hello :) Erm, what stage? Oh yeah, when the words are squished together, that was the site's uploading fault. I tried to get them all out, but I missed a few *snaps finger* dern. And this story occurs about a few years in the future, about 5-10. I shall go fix those things :) and will be sure to keep writing. Thank's for your help!

Wriskypump says...

wait, where, should I put the and? I don't see how that works...

AdmiralKat says...

It would have made more sense if you said "I fell, fell, and fell through a somethingness, pervaded by nothingness."

Wriskypump says...

ooooh :D I understand now. That sounds dandy!

AdmiralKat says...

It makes it flow better.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.
— Andrew Carnegie