Blues' review challenge!

I have 7301 points. This is too many. So I'll be giving them away! It's like the 10,000 points contest... but with 2699 less. So if you want:

6000 points - Review 10 green room works and welcome 10 new people (including on their walls)! Won by @Hannah!

5000 points - Review 7 green room works and welcome 7 new people. Won by @PenguinAttack!

4000 points - go welcome five new people and review five green room works! Won by @Fortis!

3000 points - review five green room works and welcome two newbies. Won by @LouisCypher!

300 points - profess your undying love for me and tell @Iggy and @SparkOfDoubt they smell.(Just kidding. You guys are awesome) Tell them @Iggy and @SparkOfDoubt smell like roses or something nice like that.

260 points - write a haiku with a chemistry joke in it. Without using the name of an element. Also won by @ERZA!

1 point - profess your undying love for me, review 20 works today, welcome 9 people on their walls and donate 500 points to someone new. Won by @Cailey!

Go go go!

Terms and conditions (the only terms and conditions you should ever bother reading):

Spoiler

Link all your works that you review below. Remember, they have to be good, original reviews, not plagiarised ones. Or "w0w dis 2 kl yolo!" or something.

Link all personalised welcomes to this status. (i.e. hi there bye there or something isn't allowed) Professions of love can be left in the comments.

First come first served! That is especially important. I'm not rich, yo.

Have fun guys

I felt this was appropriate.

I have performed ten reviews, five of which are green room reviews. Refer to the rankings at the kotgr thread for proof. I have welcomed five members, three in the designated forum, and one is @rainbowcabbit, the other one is AsianQueen.

Dewd you forgot the links D:

laziness D: let me go get them.

Extra points can be won now! Thanks @Jager for that generous donation

(Glances at my 9,000 some points....)
So... I want the one point. Don't give that one point to anyone except me. (Goes to finish the reviews.)
Do the welcomes have to be for new members?

Why are you just the cutest thing ever? <3

3,000 points to every person that 1. does five Green Room reviews and 2. posts a comment on @veerenvks, @Carina, and @Blues wall and tells them they are the best people in the world.

I would have taken your offer, Iggy... but @VeerenVKS and I have a sort of ongoing rivalry. I couldn't possibly tell him that he's the best. He already has too much ego.

Oh, and Blues:
My Welcomes:

1.profile.php?u=36881
2. profile.php?u=36874
3. profile.php?u=36433
4. profile.php?u=36663
5. profile.php?u=36727
6.profile.php?u=36674
7.profile.php?u=36787
8.profile.php?u=36772
9.profile.php?u=24703

My reviews:
1.Hairball
2.scriptless
3.Who is the King of the Playground?
4.Bound In Leather
5.I'll Face Myself
6.Story Idea
7.New Face of Humanity
8.Just Like The World
9.We're fine
10.Aokigahara
11.Wordsmithing: It's Time For Show and Tell!
12.operation imperial ch-14
13.Wordsmithing: Philosophies
14.Sanctuary
15.Jonathon Six (Chapter One, Part One)
16. Past it all
17. Sons of Courage Book 1 Chapter 2 Caring for Kanufu; finishing the job.
18. Risk ch 9
19. Curses
20. Your Words Will Change The World


Oh, and I love you with all my eyelash forever and ever until the end of the world or the beginning on the zombie apocalypse, in which case I would have to kill you in order to preserve the rest of mankind.

And I don't know how to prove that I donated 500 points. But I did, to two different new members, actually.

Cailey, you earn my utmost respect for earning that 1 point. All that work!

Also, I'm surprised no one's attempted the haiku. Or said something to Spark and Iggy. xD

Mwuaha. I need these points to give to other people!

6000 points - Review 10 green room works and welcome 10 new people (including on their walls)!

1. Kira's Story, Chatper 17
2. Kira's Story, Chapter 15
3. Real American Woman, ch. 5.2
4. Real American Woman, ch. 4
5. When I Cry: Chpt. 2
6. Past it all
7. Those Sidelines Matter
8. A Night to Remember - Chapter 5
9. Group Therapy, Wednesday
10. Dumb Poetry

++ welcomes:

1. profile/Laure
2. profile/AnonymousTyper
3. profile/writerwithoutaname
4. profile/chertine
5. profile/robertsoad
6. profile/musiclivesinme
7. profile/BrittanyMichelle
8. profile/rachelbell
9. profile/AsianQueen17
10. profile/babygiggles

I didn't actually read any of the other challenges. Just the one point one.

I totally would have said something mean nice to Iggy.

Rockin' the 5K

Welcomes
1. um.. Hi..? :)
2. Hey everyone!
3. Hello!
4. Bleep Bloop
5. I am a new person. I'm sure you've seen this before.
6. posting.php?mode=reply&f=1&t=98840
7. posting.php?mode=reply&f=1&t=98805

You'll find seven GR reviews here:
Knights of the Green Room

I'm all filled up on the six k point challenge, now, too!

Me thinks Cailey deserves more points.