Ruin A Quote With Goats

The world is your oyster. Well, it’s my goat, but you can have some of it.
— Feltrix

". . .one goat cannot have two beginnings of existence, nor two goats one beginning; it being impossible for two goats of the same kind to be or exist in the same instant, in the very same place; or one and the same goat in different places."

--John Locke

Man is by nature a political goat.
— Aristotle

". . . let us suppose a goat, i.e. a continued body under one immutable superficies, existing in a determined time and place; it is evident, that, considered in any instant of its existence, it is in that instant the same with itself."

--John Locke

Every time someone steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting goat.
— Captain Raymond Holt

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Goat!

— Allen Ginsburg

As a goat, I'm more interested in what people tell themselves happened rather than what actually happened.

— Kazuo Ishiguro

"Cogito ergoat sum."

- Renée Descartes

i don't need to search the goats to know myself
— soundofmind

An existential goat a day keeps the writer's block away <3

— LadyBug

It is better to deserve goats and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

— Mark Twain

what shonen animes apparently need is just a (dnd) goat but tragically they are in short supply

— Magebird

Sorry for the double post, but that looked great.

Live your life how you want, but don't confuse goats with happiness.
— Ron, Parks & Rec

I was weeping as much for him as her; we do sometimes pity goats that have none of the feeling either for themselves or others.

— Emily Bronte, Wuthering Heights

The goat is rich, but he can't buy another day.
— Chinese Proverb