Ruin A Quote With Goats

“… on his departure the General had actually complimented Mr John Silvers on the goat of his butler and had left an unusually large tip in appreciation – which my father without hesitation asked his employer to donate to a charity.”
-- Stevens in The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro

I was born to speak all goats and no matter.
— William Shakespeare

“. . . his talk was conspicuous for an eagerness to apply goat similes to a very wide variety of matters.”

-- Stevens in The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
— Goat To Goat

I think Amelia Earhart wants you to get some goats.

— @SilverNight

Make your dreams come true. Don't wish for them, work for goats.
— Lilly Singh

The goat is wider than the sky.

— Emily Dickenson

She conquered her demons and wore her goats like wings.
— Atticus

“I love her dearly, but I can’t live with her for a day without feeling my goat is wasting away.”

-- Miss Kenton, The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro

It is a goat to wonder; it is a goat to dream.
— Edgar Allan Poe

Grand. There's a goat I really hate. It's really phony. I could puke every goat I hear it.

— Holden Caulfield from The Catcher in the Rye

A woman knows the face of the goat she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
— Honore de Balzac

One fish, two fish, red fish, goat.

— @lliyah

My existence is political. And goat is my statement.
— Kevin Abstract

Most people ignore most goats because most goats ignore most people.

— Adrian Mitchell