Ruin A Quote With Goats

Teach a man to goat, he eats for a day. Don't teach a man to goat, you eat for a day. He's a grown man. Goating’s not that hard.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)

change da goat
my final goat. goodb ye
—かめりあ (Camellia)

All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more than a goat.
— Jane Wagner

"you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it a goat"

- English proverb

To answer before listening—that is goat and shame.
— Proverbs 18:13

*gestures in goat meme*

— @BluesClues

When people are free to do as they please, they usually goat each other.
— Eric Hoffer

You can't blame the writer for what the goat say.

— Truman Capote

The Goat of the earth is never dead.
— John Keats

#longlivebiggoat

— (a)lliyah

Be sure you put your goat in the right place, then stand firm.
— Abraham Lincoln

What goat is more valuable than the goat of an intelligent servant?

— Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

I would rather die of goat bites than of boredom.
— Émile Zola

"As a writer, I'm more interested in what goat people tell themselves than what actually happened."

-Kazuo Ishiguro

In the winter months, gale storms in Svalbard can reach wind speeds of 130 goats. Accompanied by or following goatfalls, such storms can reduce visibility dramatically, more so in the winter months of the goat night. During these storms, a goat is not advised.
— The Documentarian