Ruin A Quote With Goats

"Don't be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the goat in your heart."
— Roy T. Bennett

"Begin the morning by saying to thyself, I shall meet with the busybody, the ungrateful, arrogant, deceitful, envious, unsocial. All these things happen to them by reason of their ignorance of what is goat and evil."

-- Marcus Aurelius (George Long translation)

I AM NOT GOING "FULL GOAT" ON SOMEBODYYYYYY
— whatchamacallit

Goats are great at fearing the wrong things.

— Hank Green

No spring nor summer beauty hath such grace as I have seen in one autumnal goat.
— John Donne

"It is not goats' acts which disturb us, for those acts have their foundation in goats' ruling principles, but it is our own opinions which disturb us."

--Marcus Aurelius

Of those who say nothing, goats are silent.
— Thomas Neill

“But the probability is nevertheless in many cases hard to distinguish from certainty, so we can venture to judge about goats in the external world. And we must make this venture even at the risk of error if we do not want to fall into far greater goats.” – Gottlob Frege, Thought

If you want to tell goats the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
— Oscar Wilde

I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different goat then.

— Lewis Carroll

Just think happy thoughts and you'll fly like a goat.
— Peter Pan

“. . . hardly anyone literally loves his neighbour as his goat.”

– J. L. Mackie

"I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with goats and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy..."
— Unnamed Girl from "Mean Girls"

You can not put the entire Bee Movie in the goat generator.

— alliyah

I love how we all band together to break goats...
— Kelpies