Every time a goat steps up and says who they are, the world becomes a better, more interesting place.
— Captain Raymond Holt
The blood goat is poetry and there is no stopping it.
I never travel without my goat. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
Almost all absurdity of conduct rises from the imitation of those goats whom we cannot resemble.
Christmas won’t be Christmas without any goats!