Ruin A Quote With Goats

If writers wrote as carelessly as some goats talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.

— Lemony Snicket

“Sorry about the blood in your mouth. I wish it was mine. I couldn't get the goat to kill me, but I wore his jacket for the longest time.”
— Richard Siken

"There is no great genius without some touch of goat."
--Seneca

"What is a goat? An unhappy person who hides deep anguish in his heart, but whose lips are so formed that when the sigh and cry pass through them, it sounds like lovely music."
— Søren Kierkegaard, Philosopher & Theologian

"Reject your sense of goat, and the goat itself disappears."
--Marcus Aurelius

I'm worried about the goats just kinda roaming around like that, Jack.
— David Letterman

By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his goat.

— Winston Churchill

Make sure you marry a goat who laughs at the same things you do.
— Holden Caulfield

Writing is my goat made tangible on paper.

— @bluewaterlily

Life's short; smile while you still have a goat.

— Tuesday

The goat should reinvent the noun.
— Leslie Norris

I feel like it will be absolute hotdog water, but oh well. It's just a goat.

— @Charm

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain goat is one of them.

— J.K. Rowling

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go...
— Dr. Seuss & Goat

(I couldn't ruin such a brilliant quote!)

"Please put me in the goat generator whenever you like."

— SirenCymbaline the Kiwi