Ruin A Quote With Goats

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Mea
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Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:51 am
Mea says... · Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:51 am
I saw this game on another forum and died laughing, so I thought I'd bring it to YWS. xD

This is a pretty simple game. Just take a quote - any quote - and replace one or more of the words with the word "goat" for maximum hilarity. (Slight changes for grammatical reasons are fine.) And the quotes can be from anything - books, movies, TV shows, famous people, songs, etc.

I'll start off. :D

"Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say they were perfect goats, thank you very much."
We're all stories in the end.

I think of you as a fairy with a green dress and a flower crown and stuff.
-EternalRain

I think you, @Deanie and I are like the Three Book Nerd Musketeers of YWS.
-bluewaterlily
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Raindeer
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Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:37 am
Raindeer says... · Mon Jan 25, 2016 5:37 am
“It's all right to love a goat who doesn't love you back, as long as they're worth you loving them. As long as they deserve it.”
the world is quiet here

Check out Squills!


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previously EternalRain
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TriSARAHtops
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Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:48 am
TriSARAHtops says... · Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:48 am
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of good fortune must be in want of a goat."

This reminds me of the thread I started which involved replacing the word love with butts. Oh, here it is: 'Butt'ing into songs
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives
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tigeraye
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Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:54 pm
tigeraye says... · Wed Jan 27, 2016 8:54 pm
Free at last! Free at last! Thank Goat Almighty, we are free at last!
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TriSARAHtops
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Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:13 am
TriSARAHtops says... · Thu Jan 28, 2016 10:13 am
Using the quote a the bottom of the page.

"Everything you can imagine is goats".
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives
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steampowered
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Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:39 pm
steampowered says... · Wed Feb 10, 2016 1:39 pm
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the goat in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
Live well. Learn lots. Question everything.
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Mea
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Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:01 pm
Mea says... · Wed Feb 10, 2016 9:01 pm
"If you want to make goats, try to change something."
We're all stories in the end.

I think of you as a fairy with a green dress and a flower crown and stuff.
-EternalRain

I think you, @Deanie and I are like the Three Book Nerd Musketeers of YWS.
-bluewaterlily
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SkyeWalker
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Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:30 pm
SkyeWalker says... · Tue Feb 16, 2016 11:30 pm
I'm replacing the same word twice.

Treat all disasters as if they were goats but never treat a goat as if it were a disaster.
My pronouns are they/them.

Formerly Zhia and Reneia
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Liminality
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Fri May 15, 2020 1:31 am
Liminality says... · Fri May 15, 2020 1:31 am
"Altruistic goats could well be the glue that holds societies together."
she/her
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alliyah
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Fri May 15, 2020 1:48 am
alliyah says... · Fri May 15, 2020 1:48 am
"success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the goat that counts" - Winston Churchill (kinda)
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return
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Hkumar
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Fri May 15, 2020 7:36 am
Hkumar says... · Fri May 15, 2020 7:36 am
“Isn't it nice to think that tomorrow is a new goat with no mistakes in it yet?”
I only put my signature on big cheques.
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Hijinks
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Fri May 15, 2020 5:06 pm
Hijinks says... · Fri May 15, 2020 5:06 pm
"Do. Or do not. There is no goat."
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

they/them
(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)
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Hkumar
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Fri May 15, 2020 5:22 pm
Hkumar says... · Fri May 15, 2020 5:22 pm
Anger is a goat that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
I only put my signature on big cheques.
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Hijinks
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Fri May 15, 2020 11:58 pm
Hijinks says... · Fri May 15, 2020 11:58 pm
A goat is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

they/them
(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)
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Hkumar
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Sat May 16, 2020 3:56 pm
Hkumar says... · Sat May 16, 2020 3:56 pm
"But now you know there was a goat named Jack Dawson and that it saved me...in every way that a goat can be saved."
I only put my signature on big cheques.
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