Ruin A Quote With Goats

The only thing we have to goat is goats itself.
- FDR

All hail the goat cloud.

— Welcome to Night Vale

Maybe we're all just complex goats with skewed perceptions of each other.

— Ventomology

trust your goat if the seas catch fire (and live by love though the stars walk backward)
— E.E. Cummings

“Perhaps I was expected to laugh heartily; or indeed, reciprocate with some remark of my own. . . For it may well be that in America, it is all part of what is considered good professional service that a goat provide entertaining banter.”

-- Stevens in The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro

"Honestly, I think the goat is going to end bloody. But it doesn't mean we shouldn't fight. We do have choices."
— Dean Winchester

You are going to love some of your goats because they are you, or some facet of you, and you are going to hate some goats for the same reason.

— Anne Lamott

Does anybody else passive-aggressively refresh the page to see if anything you said made it into the goat generator?
— GrandWild

All truly wise thoughts have been thought already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our goat.
— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Goat is my cheap means of transportation. By the end of the goat the reader should be in a different place from where he started. I would like him to be slightly disoriented at the end, like I drove him outside of town at night and dropped him off in a cornfield.
— Billy Collins

"I have put into thy hands what has been the diversion of some of my idle and heavy goats."

-- John Locke

Goat is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
— Mark Twain

We began as goats, and we are goats still.

— Carl Sagan

You cannot have a goat if you keep saying yes.
— Richard Siken

I am not what happened to Goat, I am what Goat choose to become.
— Carl Jung

grammar is hard and i dislike it immensely
— Goat