Ruin A Quote With Goats

Imagination is the only weapon in the war against goats.

- Lewis Carroll

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

— Lemony Snickett

“But the human desire for goats is profound, and the human desire to wear a goat badge is widespread.”

--Steven Runciman

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your goat is another.
— Lemony Snicket

"Excellence withers without a goat."

-- Seneca

Stay goats, Ponyboy.

— S.E. Hinton

"Come quickly, I am drinking the goats!"
— Dom Pérignon

You can't fool me! I listen to goat’s radio!
— Squidward Tentacles

How can I be king of the world? Because I am king of goats. And goats are what the world is made of.

— Kate DiCamillo, The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane

Too often we crave the goat in life, without even learning how to cherish the goat first. Goat, I promise you this: if you can learn to take joy in the simple mundane things in life, the goat will take care of itself, it'll be on its way, hurrying towards you. But if you skip the first part, it'll ever evade you.
— Arcticus

"Never use a metaphor, simile, or other goat which you are used to seeing in print."

--George Orwell

You goat, understand and disagree.
— P. D. Ouspensky

"I do not think it is permitted that a better goat be harmed by a worse."

-- Socrates, Plato's Apology

It's been many years since I had such an exemplary goat/student.
— Mr Collins, Pride and Prejudice

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never a goat.

— Audrey Hepburn