The Excuse Game

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because a group of dogs are tapdancing in front of my house and I wanted to say hi.

Why does your skin look so orange?
There is always something left to love.
- One Hundred Years of Solitude




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Because it's actually made of orange peels.

Why did you eat that cookie that someone had already taken a bite out of?
Kaia
Traditional Christian
You don't have to be the best to still be really good! Keep writing!




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Because it tastes better that way

Why do you have purple eyes?
psalm 147:3- he heals the brokenhearted and binds up their wounds.

love ya




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Because I accidentally dropped purple ink in them.

Why are you digging a hole that is currently 5 ft deep?
I am the Timekeeper, Quote Hunter, Letter Stealer, and Grave Visitor
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." — Paul Brandt
Genesis 3:19

Jazz Electrobass




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Because I dropped a coin and I'm sure it's only under a bit if dirt.

Why in the world are you shaking that baby ant?
If you ever want to talk, please feel free to PM me for any reason! ^^
Don't write because you're a writer; write because you have something to say.
Orabella ~ Ora ~ Avenue ~ Aven
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because it took a bite out of my cheese.

why are you staring into space?
silliness is my specialty. :)




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because I'm waiting for my long-lost alien family to take me home.

Why are you drilling a hole into an apple?
There is always something left to love.
- One Hundred Years of Solitude




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because I'm trying to find a worm that's hiding in the apple so i can eat the worm

why are you serenading an orange?
mint, she/her


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The orange was begging me to entertain it. I think it's from outer space.

Why are you falling through Jupiter?
I am the Timekeeper, Quote Hunter, Letter Stealer, and Grave Visitor
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." — Paul Brandt
Genesis 3:19

Jazz Electrobass




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Because I defy gravity. 8)

Why did you eat your hat?
Good is not a thing you are. It's a thing you do.
- Ms. Marvel

LuminescentAnt ~ Lum ~ Ant
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Because it was made of nachos!

Why are you swimming?
Corporal Cleo Carson

Bucklin County Sheriff's Office

Cleo Carson and Bucklin County are purely fictional




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Because it's the closest I can get to feeling zero gravity.

Why are you eating my sketchbook?
I am the Timekeeper, Quote Hunter, Letter Stealer, and Grave Visitor
"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon." — Paul Brandt
Genesis 3:19

Jazz Electrobass




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Oh, sorry, I thought it was a real honey bun. I didn't realize that was just a drawing, my bad.

But why are you wearing a Santa costume?
it is always another hand that guides me.




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Because Santa fell off my roof and now I have to take over his job until he recovers.

Why is there so much confetti?
There is always something left to love.
- One Hundred Years of Solitude




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Because I'm trying to summon the party god

Why are you faceplanting in the mud?
bleh?



The continuation of our world depends more on the survival of the kindest than it does on the survival of the fittest.
— Arcticus