The Excuse Game

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inprisonforsparkling
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Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:13 pm
inprisonforsparkling says... · Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:13 pm
Because there's a bulldozer trying to level my house and I'm stopping them.

Why are you trying to stab that man with a paper straw?
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JazzicusMaximus
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Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:23 am
JazzicusMaximus says... · Thu Apr 18, 2024 2:23 am
He stole my wallet and I didn't have my fork on me.

Why are you defying the laws of physics?
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Spearmint
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Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:39 am
Spearmint says... · Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:39 am
Because I reaaaaally wanna see what a physics prison looks like. Also, gravity is boring.

Why are you sneezing only in odd numbers?
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EllieMae
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Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:47 am
EllieMae says... · Thu Apr 18, 2024 5:47 am
Because I left all of my even numbers in France.

Why did you rob the aquarium and steal the penguins?
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WinnyWriter
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Sat May 25, 2024 5:29 pm
WinnyWriter says... · Sat May 25, 2024 5:29 pm
Because my grandma was dying and her last wish was to see a real penguin.


Why did you replace all the condiments with paint?
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LuminescentAnt
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Sun Jun 02, 2024 2:59 am
LuminescentAnt says... · Sun Jun 02, 2024 2:59 am
Because I wanted to recreate Starry Night with fries.

Why did you sell air for $289?
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redcarnation
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Sun Jun 16, 2024 6:50 pm
redcarnation says... · Sun Jun 16, 2024 6:50 pm
Overpopulation and global warming has increased the demand for oxygen so I thought it was a great time to do business.

Why are you hugging a monkey?
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kaitlyn
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Mon Aug 12, 2024 8:22 am
kaitlyn says... · Mon Aug 12, 2024 8:22 am
Cause its my pet monkeyy!

Why are you in a vat of nacho cheese?
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LuminescentAnt
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Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:11 am
LuminescentAnt says... · Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:11 am
That is nacho business.

Why did you eat a pencil?
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kaitlyn
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Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:21 am
kaitlyn says... · Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:21 am
(OMG THAT RESPONSE)

I heard it improves your handwriting?

Why did your chicken cross the road?
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redcarnation
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Fri Aug 16, 2024 9:37 am
redcarnation says... · Fri Aug 16, 2024 9:37 am
she needed to attend her grandfathers birthday

why did you peel the banana when it was crying for you to stop?
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kaitlyn
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Fri Aug 16, 2024 4:28 pm
kaitlyn says... · Fri Aug 16, 2024 4:28 pm
The banana's future self told me it had to be done

Why did your crew throw you overboard?
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LuminescentAnt
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Fri Aug 16, 2024 10:54 pm
LuminescentAnt says... · Fri Aug 16, 2024 10:54 pm
Because I caused us to not make the word count. *winks aggressively*

Why did you play "Stayin' Alive" at your friend's funeral?
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kaitlyn
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Sat Aug 17, 2024 12:53 am
kaitlyn says... · Sat Aug 17, 2024 12:53 am
It was their favorite song!

Why was there a turtle in your closet?
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canopy
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Wed Sep 04, 2024 2:34 pm
canopy says... · Wed Sep 04, 2024 2:34 pm
I was testing the freshness of the pocket lettuce growing in the pocket of my old sweatpants.



Why are all your teeth missing?
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