Because i was on my way there but then a rainbow school bus stopped and i thought it'd be cool to get on because, hey it's a rainbow school bus. then the bus grew wings and flew to the moon and i couldn't make it to the library because i am now on the moon
Why is that donut red?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Because you mom swallowed chewing gum when she was pregnant with you and when you were born your older sibling was so annoyed that they pulled your hair and you stretched.
My great grandma's cousin was a legendary opera singer with a large fortune that she had hidden and had distributed clues all thought every opera theatre she performed in, and in a quest to find said treasure I became an opera singer to find her fortune.
I attempted to become a tree using an arcane spell found in a sketchy corner of the library, but it only worked on my hands and now my nails are leaves...
I am an ancient immortal goddess with an ancient immortal dragon whose flying really fast to the other end of the world because I just remembered that I forgot to turn the stove off before I left for my nightly midnight stroll around the globe where I make a hobby out of petrifying people who don't go to sleep on time.
Because I made gingerbread and the gingerbread man appeared while I was doing my homework. He shouted "Fie upon thee!" to me for making him less unique by making more gingerbread people and spilled his brethren's guts all over my papers, thus making my homework wet.
Why did you run around the globe as a goddess and not as a maiden?
Because my being was carved out of the stars by the ancient god Pil Lwo who granted upon me the powers to change the skys and enforce nigh night rules around all households, and in light of this immense power and responsibility I have become a goddess and not a mere maiden.
It's a pity the dictionary has only one definition of beauty. In my world, there are 7.9 billion types of it- all different and still beautiful. — anne27
