The Excuse Game

Dracula · 2014-09-26T01:35:31Z

Hopefully this hasn't been done yet... The aim of the game is to answer the question with the best excuse possible. Here's an example of how you play: Person A: (Their excuse) Why is your hair green?! Person B: I fell into a green swamp while fishing for the Loch Ness Monster. Why did you get to work late? Person C: (Their excuse) (Their question) I'll start... Why did you leave the garbage on the doorstep?

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Fri Sep 13, 2024 12:16 pm

DeadMenTe11N0Tales says... · Fri Sep 13, 2024 12:16 pm

Well, I got a little hungry and decided I had a "sweet tooth" craving

*Slaps knee*

Why did I find a Donald Trump x Joe Biden FanFic in your room?

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Sun Sep 15, 2024 5:37 am

JazzicusMaximus says... · Sun Sep 15, 2024 5:37 am

Because someone 6 cans short of a 6 pack in the head broke into my house.

Why did you throw that glass of milk at your best friend?

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Tue Sep 17, 2024 3:57 pm

canopy says... · Tue Sep 17, 2024 3:57 pm

I was aiming for the expensive painting next to him but I missed.

Why are your shoes filled with paint?

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Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:07 pm

DeadMenTe11N0Tales says... · Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:07 pm

I was using them for cups to drink out of (Yes I drink paint!)

Why haven't you done a review on YWS today?

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Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:19 pm

canopy says... · Tue Sep 17, 2024 4:19 pm

I've been studying magic all day and I'm tired.

Why is your head on fire?

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Sat Dec 07, 2024 8:49 pm

NovemberCrow says... · Sat Dec 07, 2024 8:49 pm

Monday, y’know.

Why is there a dead dragon in bathroom?

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Sat Jan 11, 2025 4:25 am

spottedpebble says... · Sat Jan 11, 2025 4:25 am

Don't worry, I promise I was careful on the quest this time!!

Why is your pet mushroom is trying to take over the world?

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Sat Jan 11, 2025 11:17 am

NovemberCrow says... · Sat Jan 11, 2025 11:17 am

Oh, y’know, school project for World Domination class.

Why is there a scarecrowrunning around and yelling that end of world is coming?

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Tue Feb 25, 2025 11:34 pm

avimoon says... · Tue Feb 25, 2025 11:34 pm

Oh, the crows didn't come today.

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Wed Feb 26, 2025 10:37 am

NovemberCrow says... · Wed Feb 26, 2025 10:37 am

She needs to prepare for next concert.

Why is that sofa singing Macarena?

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Wed Feb 26, 2025 12:57 pm

avimoon says... · Wed Feb 26, 2025 12:57 pm

It wants to disrupt the silence with its lovely couch cushions, obviously.

Why aren't you coming to your Great Aunt Missy's fifth wedding?

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Wed Feb 26, 2025 3:01 pm

canopy says... · Wed Feb 26, 2025 3:01 pm

She tried to eat me when I was a child.

Why are you hiding under the sofa covered in chocolate and feathers?

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Wed Feb 26, 2025 4:14 pm

avimoon says... · Wed Feb 26, 2025 4:14 pm

Because I want chocolate and I myself am made of feathers. Also, this couch is a bird and so am I.

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Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:40 pm

Fern says... · Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:40 pm

because i am troubled and going through a phase

Why are there chocolate stains on your shirt?

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Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:47 pm

avimoon says... · Thu Feb 27, 2025 8:47 pm

Because the little girl I'm babysitting are chocolate and slobbered on my shirt.

Why aren't you at the library right now?

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