LeutnantSchweinehund

Oh, interesting! Very interesting! A very pleasant change from all this love poetry. I thoroughly enjoy poems about darker, more serious topics, such as war, death, misery, religion and philosophy. ...

Quick review, let's get to it. It certainly wasn't bad, but there are flaws. Wonderful may be an overstatement, but then again, I have a super high standard for poetry ...

Let's get reviewing, shall we? The first positive is that I finished reading your poem! In fact, I didn't even skim through it! You maintained a fair amount of rhythm. ...

I'll review this now. Haven't reviewed for some time, so I'm rusty. First off... Is it really a sonnet? If I remember correctly (which I may not), sonnets have a ...

First time reviewing lyrics of any sort, so let's give it a shot! There's immediately a glaring issue in my way. I don't know how it's meant to be read. ...

Note: Make sure to read everything. I start out with negatives as usual, and I will point out every flaw I find, but at the end you'll find some compliments ...

Good for a quick laugh, something I could most definitely relate to (only problem is, I'm not all that good with women, and I'm a PC gamer). If that was ...

This seems really popular, so I sincerely hope I don't get shredded to pieces for critiquing it. Nonetheless, I'll do it. Now, I'm not much of a poetry guy, right? ...

Alright, I'll answer your questions first and then give my own brief analysis of the piece. a) I do not believe the character arc is strong enough. I struggled very ...

I'll do my best to give you a solid review. Could miss a few things here and there, hopefully someone else can fill in the gaps if I do. This ...

Hey! I'm here to give you a review. Hopefully, I can point you in the right direction. I'm not a great writer myself by any means, but there are certain ...

A low-rated user reviewing the work of a high-rated user. Might seem hypocritical, but I'll give it my best shot, since no one else has. I'll get the negatives out ...

First of all, and this is very important, quit worrying about offending people. It's crucial that you do so. There will always be someone who's 'offended' by your work. Send ...

Alright then! Let's get to it! Note that I will be rough and will point out as many issues with your work as possible. That doesn't mean I somehow dislike ...

Well, it's a bit short. Sure, short poetry is fine, and I dare not say that it took little effort either, as it is more the message that matters in ...