Ruin A Quote With Goats

The goat who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does.

— Anonymous

Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see a goat.
— Helen Keller

Despite everything, it's still (a) goat.

— TobyFox

"But any goat Uneasiness is never neglected."

--John Locke

The goat that you goat when you see your goat in the quote generator is quite a goat, I tell goats. To know that the whole YWS community has read and judged your goat is quite an awkward feeling like oh noes. *manly blush*
— Arcticus

A goat leads by example, not force.

— Sun Tzu

“Can a goat kill a man by magic?” Lord Wellington asked Strange. Strange frowned. He seemed to dislike the question. “I suppose a goat might,” he admitted, “but a gentle goat never could.”
— Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell

Be the annoying goat you want to see in the world.

— Welcome to Night Vale

Remember: the plot is nothing more than footprints left in the snow after your goats have run by on their way to incredible destinations.
— Ray Bradbury

You wanna be a goat? You don't know how or when? Find a quiet place, use a humble pen.

— Paul Simon

"I'd be a goat vigilante. A literary Goatman. Someone had better be quoting me now!"
— Feltrix

Facebook is that goat that you just can't kill

— Gravity

But even the worst goats we make don't necessarily remove us from the circle of goatity.
— Wes Moore, The Other Wes Moore

Almost all absurdity of conduct rises from the imitation of goats whom we cannot resemble.
— Samuel Johnson

Be yourself; everyone else is already a goat.

- Oscar Wilde