Ruin A Quote With Goats

Goats with writer's blocks should get together and build a castle.

— Love

I will not condemn you for what you did, goat, if you do it right today.
— Sheldon S. Maye

You don't need to follow me! You don't need to follow goats! You got to think for yourselves!

— Brian Cohen

"I feel like if men sent unsolicited goat pics instead of *other* unsolicited goats they’d get a lot further in life"
— ShadowVyper

Magebird wrote:

Goats don't do time.

— @Liberty

Magebird wrote:Congratulations, goats!

— Magestorrow

@magebird :p

A goat is, before anything else, a person who is passionately in love with language.
— W.H. Auden

Men occasionally stumble over the goat, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
— Winston Churchill

Never use your goat as a dinner plate, for that is when the enemy is most likely to attack.

— @KotGRCommander

I want to see people turn and writhe; make them feel things they cannot see and sometimes goats know.
— Anna Held

"How could a double success be a goat?"

-- Derek Parfit

I am a goat of the green order and I am the captain of the goat of troops who protect the goats of YWS.
— LadyBird

I would rather die of goats than of boredom.

— Émile Zola

Without actually looking, this quote has probably already been used in the thread but I can't resist

"But goat is so short, and forgetting is so long."-Pablo Neruda

The roots of goats are bitter, but the goat is sweet.
— Aristotle

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create goats.

— William James