The Excuse Game

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Because it insulted my family's honor.

Why did you kiss the rubber duck?
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We were getting married.

Why did you give all your money to a miserly rich person?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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He blackmailed me!

How did you watch all the star wars in one night?




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I watched them all at the same time.

Why did you dance with the doors?
always daydreaming, always clumsy




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Well, The Doors are a very skilled group of dancers, and they extended an invitation... how could I refuse?

Why did you buy thirty cats for your next door neighbor, who you know is allergic to cats?
she/her

woah
i actually made a post
pretty radical if you ask me




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I was making a Youtube video, and I don't like that neighbor.

Why did you spit on your birthday cake candles instead of blow them out?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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So that no one else would be able to eat it. MINE

Why did you kill the giant?
*insert quirky signature here*




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Because he stole my magic beans.

Why did you buy all the animals at the animal shelter when you live in an apartment that doesn't allow pets?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Because I don't follow rules

Why did you destroy all the computers?
*insert quirky signature here*




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Because I was covering up one of my online crimes.

Why did you attempt to have surgery to remove your head?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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It was always my dream to dress up as the Headless Horseman for Halloween! :D

Why did you try to climb the Eiffel Tower?
The politics of the world may be corrupt, but that does not mean that we must be corrupted ourselves.




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I wanted to jump from the top

why did you shave your head?




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Because my hat was too small and I was trying to make it easier to put on.

Why did you bring a boom-box to the library?
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I wanted to express my freedom (It's a free country ya know!)

Why did you call 911?




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I was pissing and I got dragged down by an army of rats screaming "WE WANT THE ORANGES, GIVE US THE ORANGES HUMAN!"

Why did you dumpster dive?
Last edited by RadDog13579 on Fri Sep 18, 2020 1:46 am, edited 1 time in total.
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