The Excuse Game

I do "that" because "this" keeps kicking me in the butt and "the other thing" pushes me out of windows.

Why did you wipe my memory? Why did you wipe my memory? Why did you wipe my memory?...

Because I transplanted a bird brain in your head. So you can wipe your own memories in 3 steps. XD

Why did you put the walnuts in the soda machine?

Because who isn't nuts about Walnuts? Especially in banana cake... Who doesn't go bananas for banana cake?

Why did you close off the multiverse so that no one can travel between parallel worlds?

Because cosmic space geese. You know how territorial those guys are? Pretty dang bad! They beat up everything in sight!

Why did eat my favorite pair of orange peels?

Because I felt like baking something. Orange cream loaf?

Why must you amplify my voice?

Because otherwise I can't hear you from the other side of the world, in my parallel universe.

Why are you floating?

Because Wingardium Leviosa!

Why must you shame my fandoms?

Kelpies wrote:Because Wingardium Leviosa!

Why must you shame my fandoms?

Because I'm not fond of fandoms, only fandemocracies.

Why'd you leave the keys up on the table?

Because I'm not going anywhere... And those are my keys.

Why did you invent gibberish?

You know, I'm not the most assertive girl. I'm not a lot of things. I might not be the prettiest or the smartest or the most popular but when I sit in the corner of a room and screech incoherently I really feel like myself.

We've been going out for a while... why aren't you ready to just admit that we're official?

I thought we were just bffs!

Why did you paint a ghost on my mirror? Seriously- not funny.

Because I am one.... *disappears*


Why are you wearing sweatpants in 100 degree(f) weather?

Two facts:
1. I ran out of sunscreen.
2. Sunburn is a thing.

Did you just steal my videos?

No, the zombie from pluto did.

Why did you eat my food and then puke it at me?

I was hallucinating about a giant rubber duck.

Why did you dance in the pool?