The Excuse Game

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@RadDog13579 you forgot to ask a question.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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*necro intensifies*

Because I heard dumpster diving is a good place to start if you want to get into the art of dumpster swimming.

Why did you replace all the batteries in your house with pickles?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Because I powered a clock with them in science class.

Where were you when we all were supposed to meet for lunch?
Instead, he said, Brother! I know your hunger.
To this, the Wolf answered, Lo!

-Elena Passarello, Animals Strike Curious Poses




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I was still trying to figure out how to open a coconut with my bare hands.

Why didn't you call the Ghostbusters yesterday when we got attacked by ghosts in the library?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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What ghosts? That was you.

Why didn't you fix my glasses after breaking them?




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I´m sorry I was still creating a constitution for my own country.

Where were you when I needed you to fight against the invasion of the geese?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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You're the Swan Goddess!

Where were you when the lynx tried to kill me? You know I can't run in the snow.




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I'm allergic to cats ;-; not really but that's my excuse

Why did you stay up past your bedtime on YWS?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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I had to find a good night story for myself with a happy ending, but then I ended up in some forum.

Why didn't you do your homework like I told you to?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Because I dropped out. Checkmate.

Why didn't you fold your laundry after you washed it?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Because folding laundry gives them too many polygons and crashes the game.

Why did you eat that?

︵‿︵‿୨ ♡ OwO ♡ ୧‿︵‿︵


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Because I was hungry and didn't want you to have it.

Why did you abandon your WIP?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Because I didn't want it to Nae Nae.

Why didn't you go to sleep?

︵‿︵‿୨ ♡ OwO ♡ ୧‿︵‿︵


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Because I don't know what sleep is.

Why would you eat that mouse?




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Because it was made out of chocolate mousse.

Why haven't you gotten your next review star yet?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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