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  • A Risk Worth Taking

    A Risk Worth TakingShe hid in the shadows of the hut, watching the guards patrol out of sunken, sleep-deprived eyes.Her head was shaved and she was naked; her ribs jutted ...

    3 min read
  • The Three Vengeful Dwarves

    A winter’s moon shone down on the forest, hiding those who wished to be hidden and lighting up the clearings; illuminating the gnomes as they danced merrily. Three dwarves moved ...

    3 min read
  • The Three Vengeful Dwarves

    A winter’s moon shone down on the forest, hiding those who wished to be hidden and lighting up the clearings; illuminating the gnomes as they danced merrily. Three dwarves moved ...

    3 min read
  • Oggo the Dwarf's Adventure in the Underland!

    Oggo the dwarf lived in a world that was flat, He worked in the mines, down with the rats and the bats. One day he got lost, he couldn't be ...

    3 min read
  • Jenny's Leap

    White as the snow was her wedding dress. White as the snow was her cheek. Pure as the snow were her tears when they told her. Thick as the snow ...

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  • The Ballad of Smeeglibob

    There once was a man named Smeeglibob, He had no other name. He ate some cheese on toast one morn And never was seen again! The Sergeant said to his ...

    1 min read
  • My Name Is Polly

    This is a little song I wrote; my first half decent attempt at songwriting. My friend did music...

    2 min read
  • De Frog Wizard

    A rather nonsensey poem I wrote for my brother's birthday. He loves frogs and wizards, hence De Frog Wizard!

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  • The Pencil Tray

    A short story written for the assignment "Write in a significant way about something insignificant." So I wrote about pencils.

    4 min read
  • Kulostal's Beard

    A short fable about dwarves and beards, vanity and vision. Enjoy!

    5 min read
  • Gay Rights in Russia

    Have I invoked Godwin's Law? I believe the comparison is justifiable... This is an issue which I think is really important and often ignored. Enjoy.

    3 min read
  • Deciding to Die

    In which a warrior-dwarf debates whether now is the right time to die...

    4 min read
  • An as-of-yet unnamed thing about crows, women and wizardry, Chapter 1

    Is it aspirational of me to tag this politics? Anyway, Chapter 1 of the epic big thing in my head, in which a girl witnesses the burning of a "witch".

    10 min read
  • Chapter 1: The Murder [EDITED]

    The edited version of chapter 1, after some very helpful criticism from some very helpful reviewers! More criticism very encouraged!

    11 min read
  • Women

    Very personal, so not my best. Please feel free to rip to shreds. Sorry if it offends anyone; delicate topic, and I'm unusual. Ended up sonnet length?

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  • There’s a canker in my brain

    My first attempt at a villanelle. I had some health scares recently, and then I read The Bell Jar.

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  • Friday Uprising

    I'm a girl, by the way. My brother failed to realise this when I showed him the poem XD And it's kind of the point.

    1 min read
  • Messenger

    Unrequited teenage lust and over-analysis.

    1 min read
  • Sonnet 73.5

    A reply to Shakespeare's Sonnet 73, written as the Young Man. I hope Shakespeare fans don't find this too heretical or presumptuous!

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A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
— Markus Zusak, The Book Thief