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  • The Star Spangled Banner

    The Star Spangled Banner “Sing it,” he said, staring at the young lady intently. His lips twitched once, half in ...

    4 min read
  • The Midnight Duet

    “Well at least it’s not that bad of a place,” I said glancing at the huge grand piano in the middle of the room. I looked over to my parents ...

    9 min read
  • Snoink is a 40 year old man...

    On the internet, I am Snoink. That is, I am Snoink, the loveable (well, mostly) teenager who is rather eccentric and likes pigs. Did I mention I was a teenager ...

    8 min read
  • Coming

    Coming It is quiet, and the waves are slowly pulsing on the shore, back and forth, back and forth in an endless rhythm. Dark clouds are gathered, and it is ...

    6 min read
  • Jack - Writing Challenge 9/5

    I want no part of it. I sigh, my body sliding down with a dull thump and I blink slowly at six words. Only six words. Words that disturb, words ...

    3 min read
  • Knives, Blood, and YWS Poetry

    The knife feels so good in my hands. I feel it up and down, letting my fingers touch the sharp blade. Blood trickles off of it. I stare at it ...

    2 min read
  • On Matters of Spaghetti

    She scrubbed the kitchen table, not so much in habit but in dread. Her back was beginning to ache, but she ignored it all, only pausing to peel off a ...

    7 min read
  • Straight A's and Smudged Mascara

    Emily wasn’t really that special, she was just one of those strange girls that just stood out. Not on purpose, mind you. She just did. I had met her on ...

    10 min read
  • Water

    It was cold and dripping. Very wet actually. "When are we going to get the new water heater?" I called out, shivering. It would figure that our house was not ...

    2 min read
  • The Uberduberjumerwoober

    His eyes squinted. I would say his eyebrows furrowed, except he didn’t really have any. At all. People said that he had lost them in a super galactic war. They ...

    4 min read
  • The Queen of Dolls

    The Queen of Dolls It’s full of dolls. Dolls litter the room, some on the bed, some on the windowsill; they’re everywhere. Most of them have short necks. They used ...

    5 min read
  • The Death Parlor

    The Death Parlor It was called The Death Parlor, and what a fine establishment it was! Men came, women came, children came – everybody came. It didn’t distinguish between race ...

    12 min read
  • Pretty Poisoned Lady - HFC

    In 1442, King Charles VII met Agnès Sorel, a lovely woman who was smart, beautiful, and interesting. He quickly made her his mistress and for the rest of her life, ...

    4 min read
  • The Lady and the Unicorn - REVISED (see second page)

    Okay... this post is the first draft. The second major draft is here: viewtopic.php?p=137066#137066 So if you want to see how much I progress with a draft, then you can ...

    21 min read
  • Paul is Dead and Elvis is King

    First Prologue So, I know what you're thinking. Yeah, Grif writes all these adventures about the SPEW commandoes (which is really funny since TECHNICALLY SPEW doesn't even exist... now how's ...

    1 min read
  • Musings of a Statue

    “I don’t know why,” she finally said. “Why do you say that?” “Because.” She was about to say more when she stopped, confused. A dull throb echoed in her head. ...

    3 min read
  • Philosophical Musings on Daytime TV

    We were bored and he was flipping through channels as quickly as he could. Flick! A picture of two people about to kiss. Flick! A car commercial. Flick! Judge Judy! ...

    4 min read
  • Petunia's Grove of Bluebirds

    Charlie’s lips curled as he smiled, his milky eyes twinkling. “Pretty girl,” he said in a husky whisper. “Pretty girl, come to me.” He shifted from the bed to reach ...

    5 min read
  • A Pillar of Salt

    A Pillar of Salt I remember. It is not by choice. If I could, I would delete the memory entirely, taking away the vivid details and replacing it with a ...

    3 min read
  • How to Kill a Baby

    She peeked into the room. “May I come in?” “Certainly.” For a moment, she didn’t believe him. He could tell because her eyes became squinty and she looked him over ...

    6 min read
  • For the Sake of a Child

    For the Sake of a Child She pressed the baby to her breast and smiled. “He’s beautiful, isn’t he?” Artaban looked at the mother and then the child – just ...

    5 min read
  • A Thousand Dancing Kites

    “Is he ready?” “Yeah.” “Bring him in.” They brought him in. The doctor leaned close to the man. “Can you see me?” No answer. “Can you hear me?” No answer. ...

    4 min read
  • The Last Prophet

    For Jennafina I am dead. My execution is tomorrow and I know what to expect. My hands will be tied and I will be hooked to a wagon, where I ...

    8 min read
  • The Wolf Cries for Heaven

    Somebody called you pretentious today. It was not that which bugged you, because you have been called that many times before. It was the way it was said, the classic ...

    2 min read
  • Stand Still As I Stab Your Heart

    The man with the red pen and crooked glasses smiles as he beckons you closer, a mad glint in his eye. In the folder on his desk are papers full ...

    4 min read
  • Pandora's Box

    In her dreams, she holds a box. It is a blue box, wrapped in a deep velvet, embossed with little stars and moons. There is no lock, but all around ...

    20 min read
  • Batman's Bat Messages (for Jared's contest)

    FROM: The Riddler riddlemethis@archnemesis.comTO: bwayne@wayneenterprises.comSUBJECT: Riddle me this…What is rich and black and flies at night?--THE RIDDLER#FROM: Bruce Wayne bwayne@wayneenterprises

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  • Anything Really (blame Nate for THIS title)

    Once upon a time, there was a bunny rabbit. His name was Floppy Ears. He was white and extra cuddly and extra cute. One day, he was hopping around, but ...

    2 min read
  • The White Room (Warning: Graphic Imagery)

    She didn’t want to die. The taste of blood in her mouth terrified her and, though she knew that the blood only came from a couple pulled teeth, in another ...

    13 min read
  • Fragile Little Things: Leonard's Story

    All fandom goes to Teague*Leonard squinted at the motel and then back at Jesse's impeccable handwriting. According to the note, Jesse would be here. Mentally, Leonard ran through all the ...

    10 min read
  • The Risk-Taker

    There were whispers as soon as the boy with the broken arm came into the classroom. He was a little boy, just under 130 centimeters tall, and his arm was ...

    4 min read
  • Quantum Chronometric Tunneling and Purple Socks

    To say that Professor Briggs was boring was an understatement. He was the most boring teacher that had ever existed. After every class session he taught, a squadron of janitors ...

    6 min read


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