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  • Reframing

    Of opinions, myself.

    1 min read
  • What's for dinner, Eorzea?
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  • Office Beauty (150 words)

    Susan stared into the mirror. Wearing just her underwear, her body was goose bumped in the morning air. She’d work and they’d leer; “You’re beautiful, stay that way”, trapping her ...

    2 min read
  • [September Contest] Attack of the Killer Sea bear!

    Sam blinked through the sea spray. “Captain, it’s gaining!” The note of panic in his voice was genuine as he watched the live bear run towards the back of the ...

    3 min read
  • Shower

    I sat down. A cup of coffee in one hand, the remote in another, pointed vaguely in the direction of my television. Warmth crept through the cheap, thin porcelain, my ...

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  • Home

    This is my first attempt at fanfiction, while my other story is stuck on writer's block for now.... The rain fell in curtains, drawing across the city’s upper level. It ...

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  • The Ram

    EDIT: Whoops. Image 13, by the way. The wind caught in the park trees. It mingled and danced with the voices of the people relaxing on the grass behind me. ...

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  • Cold Blood

    The stars span in the night sky, a never-ending carousal above his head. The wind whipped his face mercilessly, but he didn’t notice. His eyes were firmly locked on the ...

    6 min read
  • Trapped within my own skin

    I'm not entirely sure what this is. It started off as someone committing suicide, but as you read on, you will see it never got that far. But anyway, this ...

    9 min read
  • The Zipper of Your Pants

    Lies are like a zipper; Made to hold things together, but under strain, hard to keep up. I sighed and touched the fly of my dark jeans, self-consciously checking it ...

    7 min read
  • The Zipper of Your Pants part 2

    As soon as I opened the door, I knew I was in for it. I think if I had a knife, I could have sliced the air into chunks and ...

    8 min read
  • The Zipper of Your Pants part 3

    I'm not happy with this yet, but I'm not quite sure what it needs done to it. It's rather frustrating. Dropping my pen, I sighed. “There. All of your math, ...

    6 min read
  • A Higher Race part 2

    Part one: topic35891.html “Come on, Ryan, clean up time.” Ryan pouted. “No.” Jasmine sighed, and reached for the child’s hand, which was promptly hidden under the table. Instead, she grabbed

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  • A Higher Race

    Christchurch, 11 April, 2097 The blocks tumbled across the rug, spreading around the child’s plump thighs in casual disarray. Slowly the child looked up, his blue eyes wide as he ...

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  • My story.

    This truely happened. To me. It isn’t pleasant, but I am not looking for sympathy. I am a writer, and I have a story. The beginning started with my first ...

    7 min read
  • Silent whispers

    I originally posted this under other fiction, but have decided to make it a fantasy. It has been edited and reviewed, as well as added to. Darkness. Velvet black, the ...

    12 min read
  • Oceania Cross, Chapter one: Black Sheep

    Just outside of Westport, Nz. Jayden pulled back the throttle, feeling the engine roar beneath him. He had always believed it was almost alive, a raw beast of power. The ...

    11 min read
  • Tamia's quest

    I've learnt a lot from this site, and have decided to resurrect my first story. I've made a lot of changes- I hope it works out better. ---------------------------- Steam rose ...

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  • Tamia's quest, chapter one

    The man screamed in pain. Blisters erupted on the thug’s face as he panted, his eyes watering as he tried to focus on his attacker. Tamia stood, frozen. The pot ...

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  • Tamia's quest XIV

    "Sir, he will not talk.""He will. Try harder.""He is near death as he is...""Then feed him. It can't be too hard to keep him alive, can it? Now, begone! I ...

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  • Tamia's quest XIII

    The rain fell on the cobbles, forming rivers in the cracks before making its way to the earth below. Above, Elyn stood in a puddle, soaking his boots. Muttering under ...

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  • ....Not quite sure, yet.

    Off in the distance, if you look closely, you can see something on the horizon. If you are exceptionally far sighted, you may be able to make out the colour. ...

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  • Tamia's quest XII

    He gasped in pain. Blood trickled down his bare back, mingling with the sweat of fear. His blonde hair lay across his face, damp and limp with perspiration. A strand ...

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  • Tamia's quest XI

    Tamia pushed open the door, stepping inside. The Raven's Wing was an inn where Elyn had recommended she wait for him. She sighed, hoping he would get here soon. There ...

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  • Silent whispers part 4

    Tyler looked at the man cautiously. He was face down, motionless. The horse lay panting nearby, and Tyler knew it was spent, and would never get up. Tyler looked around ...

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  • Tamia's quest X

    Tamia blundered through the streets, confused. The sound of the town seemed deafening, and movement was everywhere. A man leading a goat pushed past her, anxious to get to the ...

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  • silent whispers part 3

    The air was warm, too warm for a winter's night. Bodies pressed around him, looming. Hands contained him, and everything was in flames. Faces, faces of simple, kind men and ...

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  • Silent whispers part 2

    The sun bore down, warming his face. He enjoyed sitting outside, the air fragrant with the scent of early spring flowers, rich soil and animal manure. He closed his eyes, ...

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  • silent whispers part 1

    Darkness. Velvet black, the rich, deep dark of true absence of light. Somewhere, one could hear water flowing, dripping, and sometimes, bubbling. He was aware. Nothing entered this cave, this ...

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  • Tamia's quest IX

    Feet kicked up the dust. Elyn bounded along, raising up clouds of ochre, his legs like springs. Tamia, on the other hand, was trudging along, her legs weighed down by ...

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  • Tamia's quest VIII

    Elyn looked up, throwing Tamia a peach from his pack. "Of course, M'lady, ask away." Tamia sat across from him, the two companions separated by the flickering flames. Tamia's face ...

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  • Tamia's quest VII

    The sun reached the horizon, fighting to illuminate the forest. The light fell across Tamia's face, stirring her from a pleasant dream of better days. Taking a deep breath, she ...

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  • Tamia's quest VI

    The rain beat at the forest. Huddled under the protection of the outcrop, Elyn sighed. The fire had long since gone out, plunging the cosy campsite into gloom. "You know, ...

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  • Tamia's quest V

    Tamia gasped. "You.... You have.... you have a....tail? "What? This old thing? Dont worry 'bout it love." He gave her a wicked grin. "Just come with me." With that the ...

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  • Tamia's quest IV

    The dark figure sat in the shadows for a while longer, staring after Ryn. "Idiot." With this he stood to his full six feet and turned up the lamp. He ...

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  • tamia's quest part III

    In the mountains, there is a city. Not many know of this city, and of those that do, most avoid it. The winding streets and alleyways are covered with filth, ...

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  • Tamia's quest part I and II

    "NO!" She grabbed the pot off the fire and flung the contents at the attacker. The man screamed, clawing at his face as the broth burned him. He panted with ...

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  • umm.... I'l think of one later (revised edition)

    "NO!" She grabbed the pot off the fire and flung the contents at the attacker. The man screamed, clawing at his face as the broth burned his face. He panted ...

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It is most unlikely. But - here comes the big "but" - not impossible.
— Roald Dahl