Approaching that late morning where shall be shed the blood and tears of all grammatical and semantic inconsistency, here stands squire Skorlir, preparing for the march.
Knighthood
Spoiler
The first foe shall soon fall.
1. Never Looked Back
And, that there should be one to follow the first, another must go, to share the honor of review per sought knighthood.
2. Sleeping Beauty
And another. For two, while a couple, is simply not enough.
3. To...
Three, not enough spokes to fill the wheel of poetic power awaiting inclusion on my future knight's chariot of justice.
4. Beach Revised 1
Ah, but one wheel shall not suffice. Two, and beams more, to build a worthy vehicle of war.
5. Dancing Eyes
Another spoke! Like the spear I struck through the very artichoke's heart of crude but potentially excellent work!
6. Florida
Six deserves a seventh, a brother for the long turns of REVIEWED and CONQUERED servitude under a squire-to-become-a-knight.
7. I'm not a pessimist, I'm a grown-up
But ah! One foe sputters yet! I must redouble its fate's deliverance, that it might transcend its gentle weakness and become yet great and potent!
8. Beach Revised 1
What contraption is this? I must defeat it, teach it, berate it, make it an ally to the cause, incontrovertibly correcting its minor flaws.
9. machines
Great lord, what redemption I have here acclaimed, to both myself and those defeated on the page! The proximity to knighthood shall agitate this great thirst for its gain!
For the final stricken foe, to be turned ally in the throes; squire skorlir lays the last blow.
10. Fairytale Molestation
1. Never Looked Back
And, that there should be one to follow the first, another must go, to share the honor of review per sought knighthood.
2. Sleeping Beauty
And another. For two, while a couple, is simply not enough.
3. To...
Three, not enough spokes to fill the wheel of poetic power awaiting inclusion on my future knight's chariot of justice.
4. Beach Revised 1
Ah, but one wheel shall not suffice. Two, and beams more, to build a worthy vehicle of war.
5. Dancing Eyes
Another spoke! Like the spear I struck through the very artichoke's heart of crude but potentially excellent work!
6. Florida
Six deserves a seventh, a brother for the long turns of REVIEWED and CONQUERED servitude under a squire-to-become-a-knight.
7. I'm not a pessimist, I'm a grown-up
But ah! One foe sputters yet! I must redouble its fate's deliverance, that it might transcend its gentle weakness and become yet great and potent!
8. Beach Revised 1
What contraption is this? I must defeat it, teach it, berate it, make it an ally to the cause, incontrovertibly correcting its minor flaws.
9. machines
Great lord, what redemption I have here acclaimed, to both myself and those defeated on the page! The proximity to knighthood shall agitate this great thirst for its gain!
For the final stricken foe, to be turned ally in the throes; squire skorlir lays the last blow.
10. Fairytale Molestation
Goodness, I spent a lot of time writing silly things to go along with my reported reviews...