Get off your butt and do something!

Please read the warning because I don't want to see anything bad happen. Most people that read it thought it was really funny but because of the stupidity in it it could be extremely stupid for some people who have no humor.

Get off your butt and do something!

26 stupid things you could be doing besides utilizing the stupid computer.

Warning!

Some of these things you shouldn't’t do because, they’re prohibited by law and some, of them involve, harming yourself and others. I strongly advise, you not to do these things as they could, incriminate or endanger yourself and others. And, some are just stupid to be doing. Thanks. Let me know if, you think it’s funny.

1. Make out with a crazy, funky, monkey.

2. Slap someone silly for apparent, reason.

3. Smoke methamphetamines.

4. Drink moonshine.

5. Pop a cap in your bleep.

6. Tippi someone’s house.

7. Impersonate a police officer.

8. Open a can of whoop bleep on someone for apparent, reason.

9. Watch Opera.

10. Impersonate a dog humming something.

11. Act like a crazy person. For example, Michael Jackson.

12. Try to drown a fish.

13. Try to intimidate a person without the emotion of fear.

14. Plan out a heist.

15. Do phone pranks.

16. Act a simpleton.

17. Discombobulate yourself with stupid math problems like 1+1.

18. Try to trip over a cordless phone.

19. Bslap yourself.

20. Rob a bank.

21. Beg the penurious for money.

22. Pity yourself.

23. Get drunk.

24. Play door bell ditch.

25. Scare little kids.

26. Run through the street naked saying that the president’s trying to kill you.