*Insert problem here*
No need to agree with me,
soon you will see.
I will write
why I am right
and everything will be unclear.
The best ways to
address an issue
Are the following strategies:
Make your opponent fall to their knees
and look like an idiot, a bigot, a traitor, a hater.
Exaggerate! Exasperate! Use sarcasm and puns;
till they’re laughing or crying, in need of a tissue.
Oh the beautiful irony!
I felt hated so now it is I who will hate.
A humorous point I have every obligation to illustrate.
No topic is too sensitive! Let us pursue
politics, religion, whatever you think is true.
Who would dare question the authority of comedy?
The most convincing offense is a snickering crowd.
Arguments lose command once made into a laughing stock.
The art of satire has grown
from great literature into table talk.
You don’t need wit or contradiction
if you can impersonate or mock pure fiction.
Any complaints? The winner, tis thou who is most loud.
Please do not be misled!
Although I write in jokes and rhymes
when critiquing please
take some time.
Satire is the greatest, purest form of literature
nothing makes more
sense than extended metaphor.
Reader, do I offend? Couldn’t be anything I said!
Author's note: All jokes and satire aside, I realize that satire can be and often is a constructive form of literature I am jut not the biggest fan of it. And this isn't meant to try to be mean to people who like satire, it's just my honest opinion of it.
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