Oh my!
Reason Number One: They would jump out in front of him, on the curbs ready for attack when Nate goes for walks.
Reason Number Two: He is from another planet. This planet was attacked by lampposts and he moved to Earth. Also, lampposts are the common enemy of chimps.
Reason Number Three: Because the lampposts can raise one eyebrow and Nate cannot.
Reason Number Four: Because they have longer names.
Reason Number Five: They’re hard to fit into Nate’s closet/dresser thing of despair.
Reason Number Six: How tall is Nate? A lamppost is taller.
Reason Number Seven: Because Nateia is not the same as Narnia.
Reason Number Eight: Lamppost are immortal.
Reason Number Nine: They light up the world when it is dark. (Nate likes the dark)
Reason Number Ten: Because why not? Have you seen one? They are everywhere!
Hi Blaspherica!!
This is such an entertaining piece. ^-^ It seems pretty random, but I sure like it!
Just two little things in here:
In reason number three, you capitalize lampposts and you don't do that anywhere else.
In reason number eight, lamppost is just used singularly, and I thought that was cool that lamppost can be like deer, but I noticed its plural in other reasons.
Anyway, that was all I had to say. I like reason nine because Nate likes the dark. XD Actually, I liked them all. This is hilarious!! Please write more poetry, this was amazing!!
-Falco
I thought the whole thing was funny. My favorite is the second reason because hey it could happen. LOL . Also I like the contrast of reason 9. Keep on writing and think outside the box! 
Hey there !
This was just very funny and reminded me of my boyfriends sense of humor. Really cute XD
Hola, hola, me Wal-Marting dahling! RagingLive here - what gave it away? - to review you poem!!!
First of all, who can say funny?! (And if that fact wasn't obvious, please ask your doctor about a CAT scan for your funny bone, as it might be broken.)
Reason Number One: They jump out in front of him on his normal routine walks around the local park. Poor fellow.
Reason Number Two: He is from another planet. This planet was attacked by lamppost and he moved to Earth. Also lampposts are the common enemy of chimps.
Reason Number Three:Because the Lampposts can raise one eyebrow and Nate cannot?
Reason Number Eight: Lamppost are immortal.
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